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[-] mushroommunk@lemmy.today 260 points 4 weeks ago

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Rm_RxlybWhQ

That video shows how and the first comment has the pattern written out

[-] zergtoshi@lemmy.world 112 points 4 weeks ago

For those too lazy to search for the comment:

Lizard coaster Pattern
Body
R1: MR ch2, 10 dc in MR, slst, ch 2  [10]
R2: 10 dc inc,, slst, ch 2  [20]
R3: (dc, dc inc) *10  slst, ch 2  [30]
R4: (dc, dc inc, dc) *10  slst, ch 1  [40]
R5: Reverse sc in every stich

Tail
R1: MR, ch2, 4dc in the magric ring, slst, ch 2 [4]
R2: (dc, dc inc)*2, slst, ch2 [6]
R3: 6 dc, slst, ch2 [6]
R4: (2dc, dc inc)*2, slst, and cut off long tail for sewing [8]

Mouth
red yarn:
ch 10
R1: skip 1st st, 8 sc, (3 sc in 1 st), 7 sc, inc, slst, ch1  [20]
R2: inc, 7 sc, 3 inc, 7 sc, 2 inc, slst ch 1  [26]
R3: (sc,  inc), 7 sc, (sc, inc )*3, 7sc, (sc, inc)*2 [32] cut off and weave in yarn

pink yarn: (tounge)
in the third stich from the red chain, ch 10
skip 2 st, 8 hdc [8]
slst and cut off extra yarn, weave in from behind

Green: (head)
R1: ch 14, slst in the first ch making a circle
R2: ch1, hdc2tog, 10 dc, hdc2tog, slst ch 2 [12]
R3 dcinc, 2 dc, 6hdc, 2dc, dcinc,  slst ch 2 [14]
R4: 2 dc, 3 hdc, 4sc, 3 hdc, 2 dc, slst ch 1  [14] cut off yarn

Upper lip
at the 5th st from the head, insert green yarn
R1:  ch2, dcinc, 6dc, dcinc [10]
R2:  ch2, turn dc2tog, 6dc, dc2tog [8]
R3:  ch2, turn dc2tog, 4dc, dc2tog [6]
R4:  ch2, turn dc2tog, 2dc, dc2tog [4] ch1, cut off extra yarn

lower lip
R1: ch1, 6 hdc [6]
R2:  ch1, turn hdc2tog, 2hdcdc, hdc2tog [4] ch 1 turn
attach red mouth piece and tounge by sc in every stich, slst, cut off extra yarn and weave in stuff in

eyes (white) *2
R1: MR, 6sc in MR [6]
R2: slst, ch1, 6 sc [6]
slst and cut off extra yarn
Glue on eyes and heads for pupils

attach head and tail at opposite ends,
Put stich marker 4 st  away from each direction for limbs

Legs: *4
ch7, slst, skip 1 st st, 2 slst, (ch2, skip 1st st , 2 slst) *2, 4 sc, slst and cut off and weave in yarn

[-] Miaou@jlai.lu 34 points 4 weeks ago

TIL there's a skill overlap between crochet and chess

[-] zergtoshi@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago

I don't know about chess notations, but you got me interested in them.

[-] RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 33 points 4 weeks ago

TIL crocheting instructions look a hell lot like assembly language

[-] SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 42 points 4 weeks ago

It's assembly with native thread support.

[-] pishadoot@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 weeks ago
[-] RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 weeks ago

groan

Have a lemmy gold:🥇

[-] theoretiker@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 4 weeks ago

Weaving is actually where a lot of the logic for the first computing machines, in particular punched cards come from. On looms back then you would use punched cards to program the loom to weave complicated patterns.

[-] zergtoshi@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago

This thread has been a source of fun and knowledge so far!

[-] zergtoshi@lemmy.world 9 points 4 weeks ago

Well, it's a kind of assembly language - just not to operate registers of a CPU, but to assemble some crochet piece ;)

[-] pea@sopuli.xyz 9 points 4 weeks ago

amazeballs!!!! Thank you kind stranger.

[-] zergtoshi@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

You're wecome!
This way the guide can get lost on youtube and on lemmy! 🤪

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[-] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 4 weeks ago
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[-] NottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 weeks ago

Wait, it’s a lizard and not a turtle???

[-] zergtoshi@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago

The pattern says lizard.
The result says turtoise.
Or turtle.
Whatever it is, it is cute af!

[-] Esmeralda@sueden.social 3 points 4 weeks ago

@zergtoshi @mushroommunk
This is soooo cute! Thank y'all for showing it and linking the pattern!

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[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 47 points 4 weeks ago

Can we pin this comment? Not to the comment section, but to everybodies internet everywhere!!!

Everyone is going to want to see this.

[-] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 23 points 4 weeks ago

MANY THANKS

[-] Rhaedas@fedia.io 54 points 4 weeks ago

I don't know if I'd use it as a drink coaster, as it would hold moisture, but as a pot dolly it would make cooking and serving hilarious.

[-] UnrepentantAlgebra@lemmy.world 31 points 4 weeks ago

It's a drink coaster, it's supposed to hold moisture

[-] Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip 54 points 4 weeks ago

It's supposed to hold moisture without wicking it down to the wooden surface underneath.

The goal is to keep water off the furniture that may be damaged by it, so it soaks up that water and holds it against the wood underneath thats not really ideal

[-] 0ops@piefed.zip 10 points 4 weeks ago

Could probably solve that by glueing something impermeable underneath, no?

[-] Nouvellalia@lemmy.world 49 points 4 weeks ago
[-] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 42 points 4 weeks ago

What is your table but a coaster on legs?

It's coasters all the way down.

[-] Cethin@lemmy.zip 13 points 4 weeks ago

And what is a table but a big turtle made of wood?

[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 9 points 4 weeks ago

What are turtles except motile coasters?

[-] bran_buckler@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago

Butler turtles, I like it! They bring and then hold your beverages

[-] Klear@piefed.world 8 points 4 weeks ago

That's why we're just coasting along.

[-] xspurnx@leminal.space 4 points 4 weeks ago

What is beneath it you ask? Why a house on the ground (that's two more coasters), which is standing on four elephants - another, very very huge coaster. All this so we don't have to worry about spilling our drinks over the giant turtle that carries it all.

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[-] TheOakTree@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 weeks ago

I think gluing something to the bottom will stop the mouth opening mechanism, unfortunately.

Might need to pin something to a loop at the bottom instead.

[-] Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip 3 points 4 weeks ago

Certainly! :)

[-] bort@sopuli.xyz 3 points 4 weeks ago

it's supposed to protect the surface of the table not only from moisture, but also scratches and stuff.

[-] frankenswine@lemmy.world 26 points 4 weeks ago
[-] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 41 points 4 weeks ago

Oh shit! A Google+ user! What a throwback

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 19 points 4 weeks ago

I forgot all about google plus. I used to not be able to comment on youtube, because I refused to get a google+.

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago

Mod parent up.

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[-] tunetardis@piefed.ca 20 points 4 weeks ago

It would be great with a little squeaker thing inside it!

[-] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 23 points 4 weeks ago

Only problem is it might not sit straight if the cup isn’t full

[-] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 17 points 4 weeks ago

Then be an optimist

[-] tunetardis@piefed.ca 5 points 4 weeks ago

Oh yeah good point. So something more electronic maybe? Hmm…

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[-] BucketBong@p.hobo.social 19 points 4 weeks ago

Alright, that's cool as fuck!

[-] MissingInteger@lemmy.zip 17 points 4 weeks ago

Here is the original post (Warning: it's on threads).

If you just want to see the video on the left, I reuploaded it here.

[-] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 3 points 4 weeks ago
[-] chaogomu@lemmy.world 10 points 4 weeks ago

I think I know how the effect is achieved. A small bent piece of metal or even plastic lifts the shell up when the drink is removed, and the head when the drink is placed.

Adding that part makes the rest much easier.

[-] nickiwest@lemmy.world 18 points 4 weeks ago

Plastic is not necessary because the nature of the crochet fabric is enough to achieve the effect. Fiber arts are cool that way.

Mushroommunk found a video that shows how it's constructed.

[-] MML@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 weeks ago

Is it the same yarn they use in needle felting or no?

[-] Creativity@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 weeks ago

Felting usually requires animal wool to get the felt effect. The video used cotton.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 8 points 4 weeks ago

I don’t think I would use it as a coaster, as your glass would easily fall off.

Still pretty cool though.

[-] SavinDWhales@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

Optimus Primal scream

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