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[-] Nouvellalia@lemmy.world 49 points 4 weeks ago
[-] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 42 points 4 weeks ago

What is your table but a coaster on legs?

It's coasters all the way down.

[-] Cethin@lemmy.zip 13 points 4 weeks ago

And what is a table but a big turtle made of wood?

[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 9 points 4 weeks ago

What are turtles except motile coasters?

[-] bran_buckler@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago

Butler turtles, I like it! They bring and then hold your beverages

[-] Klear@piefed.world 8 points 4 weeks ago

That's why we're just coasting along.

[-] xspurnx@leminal.space 4 points 4 weeks ago

What is beneath it you ask? Why a house on the ground (that's two more coasters), which is standing on four elephants - another, very very huge coaster. All this so we don't have to worry about spilling our drinks over the giant turtle that carries it all.

[-] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 weeks ago

Even the great turtle evolved to grow a coaster on its back

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