Corn is not a nut. But you're still filling your mouth with warm seed
That was a perfect correction. I didn't want to say anything because the joke was funny, and my thought process was pedantic, but you corrected it and kept it funny. Well done.
Corn nuts. explain that, liberal.
Thanks, now I can't eat popcorn.
That's why when I grab my popcorn at the cinema I loudly proclaim "no homo" before going down on Bruce, my coworker.
Wouldn't want it to get awkward
On that note, never stick your dick in peanut butter, because that would be fucking nuts
god damn
Well, you are eating endosperm.
How did you know I was currently putting that warm salty goodness in my mouth right now?
Screw you corn police, can't tell me what's gay.
Fill your mouth with Orville's finest buttery hot seed.
Making sonic memes and saying bazinga is gay because anything outside of the actual sexual preference is socially constructed "performance norms" and I can make up whatever the fuck I want.
What if that was your intention all along...
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thats the meme wuality we need on lemmy
Delicious ๐
