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[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

0.0000001% world problems

[-] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I am happy to let you know that my lobbying at work to ditch 12 Oracle production databases in favor of postgresql has been successful. I'm doing my part.

(Plus, oradb is a fucking PITA)

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

My university uses an Oracle system. You have to manually input 15 character chart strings on every purchase and expense. It's so needlessly complex at the user level we need 15 minute videos on how to request a PO number.

[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

You'll be happy to know that my attempts at lobbying your work to use Access have failed.

[-] boaratio@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

VMware has entered the chat.

[-] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

VMware has been banned from the chat. Reason: Bigotry (on my part)

[-] eestileib 16 points 1 month ago

Oh shit he's totally unfuckable now, poor guy.

[-] MrSulu@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 month ago

How do we do away with billionaire class entirely? No person, company or group of individuals should have more wealth and power than a nation.

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 9 points 1 month ago

let them flee to thier bunkers, mansions then seal off all thier escape routes,.

[-] baconmonsta@piefed.social 3 points 1 month ago

Tar and feathers?

[-] cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 month ago

Labelling rich ppl in a top 10 list doesn't help the problem we have with the wealth gap. I'm sure they look at this and get the urge to get richer

[-] msage@programming.dev 1 points 1 month ago

I don't think they use that list anyway.

[-] pnwpixel@programming.dev 11 points 1 month ago

Let me know when his cold corpse plunges into the earth. This man is trying be an American Rupert Murdoch.

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago

he will probably pass away after getting trapped and cooked in his AI datacenter.

[-] pnwpixel@programming.dev 1 points 1 month ago

That works for me!

[-] theacharnian@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago

What do you call a multi billionaire who loses 10 billions? A multi billionaire.

[-] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago
[-] LadyMeow 10 points 1 month ago

Thoughts and prayers

[-] fartographer@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

He still looks just as delicious as the rest of them

[-] BigTuffAl@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago

when the dollar collapses in three weeks, what the fuck are these assholes going to do?

[-] bigbangdangler@reddthat.com 7 points 1 month ago

Damn, he's gonna have to stop with the avocado toast now. So sad.

[-] Smaile@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago

eh, this means basicly nothing. im sure plenty of us have lost 10% of their net worth in a week this year

[-] psycotica0@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago

I'd like, just once in my life, to lose $10 billion. Someday...

[-] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe 5 points 1 month ago

Oh no how unfortunate.

[-] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 4 points 1 month ago

I'm trying to sympathize. I really am...

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago
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