Tell me you are in the closet without telling me you are in the closet.

I have this record cabinet with an led strip in one of the sections, and I tend to keep it on the magenta. I had no idea I was bisexual until this moment. Send penises.

This just in!

The sky is gay!

That’s right folks, the sky is now gay!

Itsy bitsy rainbow in the sky.

It's Halo.

Is this not just God keeping his promise not to Flood the earth again? Who's the heretic now?

World hunger, poverty, diseases, racism, sexism, billionaires, corruption. There are so many things to complain about but naaahhhh.... a rainbow in a game is a bigger problem to shout at.

It's too late anyway, he's looked at it, now the craving for peens will devour him from the inside!

Can't believe they changed my favorite cyborg's gender.

I've been secretly sneaking trans propaganda into my work for years. I started with a book report in the second grade and have been steadily ramping up the output ever since. You will be trans and you'll fucking like it. Sorry. I have to. It's part of my super secret assault on the family.

Master chief has always been trans, that is to say transhuman. Also I'm pretty sure the dudes ace and is romantically involved with Cortana in some way my autistic ass can't quite comprehend.

Nobody is that fragile are they?

signaling trans

look inside

bi flag

Master Chief is intentionally never shown without his pants because he's transmasc w/o and marketing hides it to preserve sales.

Don't fall for it. Demand video game developers start proving their masculine heroes are cis men.

"Bisexual lighting" is a phrase I never thought I'd read.

Just get it over with buddy, life is so much easier that way.

"Well boys, the atmosphere is trans, we're breathing in the soystrogen right now... corrupting our precious bodily fluids... gonna be the last straight sunrise we ever experience... they gay bombed us, we've only got minutes untill we begin growing tits and ravenously fucking each other to death."

... I feel like something approximating that either already is or could be a red vs blue skit.

sigh these guys really just need to suck a cock and get it out of their systems.

All those colours are in the pride flag, therefore anything that's not black and white is woke gay propaganda /s

Theu are adding three new missions in this new game, in the last one Master Chief os coming out as a trans. Mistress Chief will be the protagonist in the new remakes in the future.

Incomprehensible to me how stupid you would have to be to be able to shit out such a malformed and worthless thought for the sake of getting upset at something completely imaginary.

The internet sucks.

How else were they going to get PS5 owners to play it?

Subliminal Message!! They are brainwashing us to fuck each other 😱

Checked the account thinking it was maybe satire, but nope - just a vile ragebaiter. People can seriously suck.