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[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 23 points 3 days ago

Master chief has always been trans, that is to say transhuman. Also I'm pretty sure the dudes ace and is romantically involved with Cortana in some way my autistic ass can't quite comprehend.

[-] QuiteQuickQum@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Actually, I think he's involved with Cortana in a very autistic ass way.

[-] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 3 points 2 days ago

I think canonically spartans are auto-wanked by their suit. But yea Chief and Cortana are definitely ND pals

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Also I’m pretty sure the dudes ace and is romantically involved with Cortana

However Master Chef feels about Cortana, I believe she's got the maturity and respect to keep it professional.

[-] BeardededSquidward 3 points 3 days ago

It's a case of "I like you, we get along well. Wanna hang out all the time?"

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