"Well boys, the atmosphere is trans, we're breathing in the soystrogen right now... corrupting our precious bodily fluids... gonna be the last straight sunrise we ever experience... they gay bombed us, we've only got minutes untill we begin growing tits and ravenously fucking each other to death."

... I feel like something approximating that either already is or could be a red vs blue skit.

sigh these guys really just need to suck a cock and get it out of their systems.