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[-] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 2 points 7 minutes ago

What’s your job? I kiss my homies

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 58 points 2 hours ago

Someone will post this to LinkedIn without a hint of irony.

[-] sangeteria@lemmy.ml 3 points 24 minutes ago

what if I have a fagcent

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 48 points 3 hours ago

ok but where does sucking the homie off play in all of this

[-] Gormadt@slrpnk.net 7 points 29 minutes ago

That's just a brojob, that's standard operating procedure.

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[-] Astronut@lemmy.zip 36 points 2 hours ago

Is a blowjob really a job if you’re enjoying it?

[-] Catoblepas 27 points 2 hours ago

It’s a blowhobby, perhaps even a blowcalling.

[-] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 5 points 1 hour ago
[-] SnotFlickerman 9 points 2 hours ago

If homie doesn't want any of that money, you might have a boyfriend.

this post was submitted on 06 Jun 2026
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