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It is what it is
(suppo.fi)
~~Babe~~ โ
Ex โ
They already share a checking account. Seems like marriage is just a formality at this point.
Not when it comes to paying that bill it ain't you're on your own, dipshit
This is upsetting in several ways.
I wish I had 15k in my checking account
Gotta stop with the avo toast and Starbucks, then you'll be there in a matter of weeks.
Well I have not 15, not 16, but 17 whole dollars in mine.
$15k, even if you have it, is way too much to leave sitting in a checking account. At the very least invest it in something with high liquidity like the VOO
the VOO
Is that something for very excited people with a speech impediment? ๐ค
EVOO is extra virgin olive oil so I guess this has just had more dicks in it.
Sounds like a haunted investment.
I'm convinced any excess I get my house or car know about and conspire to drain it as fast as possible. They'll fail even when they worked completely fine before I had that money.
Looks like you got a nice $2k bonus... be a shame if this radiator suddenly burst and even the mechanics can't explain why. Must have been a factory defect.
You gotta spend it as fast as possible before it can get sapped away.
Savings and investments are for born winners. The rest of us gotta grab what we can when we can.
Invest in AI!!
Run away Babe. Run away.
If Babe is the kinda person that demands a 15k ring, then they're not the one that needs to run...
They deserve each other
No evidence that Bade โ demanded โ one that expensive though.
Sorry, honey, I just wanted to make breakfast
'Cause if you like it, then you should've put a ring buffer on it
She doesn't offer the trench run unless you've ringed at least one AT-AT first.
Soon to be ~~Crash~~GitHub Copilot users too.
this post was submitted on 04 Jun 2026
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