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[-] iamericandre@lemmy.world 62 points 17 hours ago

I wish I had 15k in my checking account

[-] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 62 points 16 hours ago

Gotta stop with the avo toast and Starbucks, then you'll be there in a matter of weeks.

[-] LodeMike@lemmy.today 13 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Well I have not 15, not 16, but 17 whole dollars in mine.

[-] coolie4@lemmy.world 18 points 16 hours ago

$15k, even if you have it, is way too much to leave sitting in a checking account. At the very least invest it in something with high liquidity like the VOO

[-] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 20 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

I'm convinced any excess I get my house or car know about and conspire to drain it as fast as possible. They'll fail even when they worked completely fine before I had that money.

Looks like you got a nice $2k bonus... be a shame if this radiator suddenly burst and even the mechanics can't explain why. Must have been a factory defect.

[-] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 11 points 15 hours ago

You gotta spend it as fast as possible before it can get sapped away.

Savings and investments are for born winners. The rest of us gotta grab what we can when we can.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 13 hours ago

the VOO

Is that something for very excited people with a speech impediment? 🤔

[-] glitch1985@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago

EVOO is extra virgin olive oil so I guess this has just had more dicks in it.

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago

Sounds like a haunted investment.

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