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fuck 'em both, at the very least...
Yay for violent animals!
I don't condone, but I understand.
This tattoo is not likely to impress any potential new romantic interests.
Right?
"Uh... What's up with that tattoo"
Oh that's when my ex cheated on me so I sent my dog to lacereate her achilies
Achtually, my dog bit her before she cheated.
(Or so I understood it)
This guy in 6 months boo hoo hooing he can't get laid because of his "I assault women" tattoo.
Ive been on the wrong end of this a few times. A woman comes chatting to me in the pub, and then the boyfriend turns up and starts trying to fight me.
Mate, I dont even know her name let alone her relationship status. Your problem is not with me.
Ok humble brag
It really interrupted my aged single malt whiskey
Drowning in success
You guys ever get sick of having so much money? I know I sure do.
Don't you hate it when your dick is tired from all the sex you're having?
When the spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised?
Maybe she did shit on your friend? Did you bother to ask?
Omg, that dog is gonna get overweight from all the chimkem nuggers. Goodest boi.
That’s a cool story, and a well done tattoo, but… We all know that dog really has no clue what that lady did wrong. He’s just a bitey boy.
That is not a well done tattoo. It looks like a doodle someone could be proud of when they're 14 or so.
Art is subjective
But tattoos are forever.
(Well, nowadays you can remove them quite easily)
Why not just get a tattoo off the dog then?
Maybe he had his ex’s legs tattooed already?
Hi, dog speaker here, that dog is actually pretty upset. Dogs won't show their teeth or really the whites of their eyes like this unless they're uncomfortable.
Uh, this isn't true. My dog literally smiles when she's happiest (usually during belly rubs). Belly rub from yesterday. She rolls on her back, exposes her belly, and smiles bigger and bigger as I scratch:
Hi, dog speaker here
What's up dog?
No, but seriously - this pic is very strange. Why does the dog look like it just escaped a zombi apocalypse?
It's the 200 grams of meth
This reads to me as shitting equally on both of them.
For what's it's worth, the close friend would be dead to me whereas the ex is just an ex?
I mean. Why would you want to have people ask you about this and remember it for the rest of your life?
Because it's always the woman who is blamed either way
What?
Weather the woman is the one cheating or the one someone is cheating with, many people blame her.
What do you mean, never? This is like the most common thing ever, both as a movie trope and in real life. Guy A sleeps with girlfriend of Guy B, and instead of getting mad at his girlfriend who broke her agreement with him, Guy B goes and beats up Guy A. Now I understand also being angry at the friend, but it should be secondary to being angry at the girlfriend. Anything else is sexist and views the woman as an object IMO
If you want to see what happened to close friend, you'll have to check the tattoo on that guys balls.
That close friend did him a favor exposing she was going to cheat anyway. Close friend should be there grinning with the dog
"I did this for you, bro! And I'd do it again in a heartbeat!"
I see your question and raise you one bros before hoes
I suppose that makes sense if your interpretation of "bros before hoes" is simply "men are to be preferred above women in any circumstance." but if you consider that "bros before hoes" is actually supposed to mean "loyalty to your friends is more important than the arbitrary pursuit of fleeting sexual pleasure," that's actually a condemnation of the friend for doing the exact opposite as efficiently as possible
Yeah I was just making a really low effort joke on a shit post. I don't support taking your bros hoes.
Well, I took your comment seriously, and now my friend's dog is going to be pissed.
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