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[-] squiblet@kbin.social 128 points 1 year ago

I'm so tired of this psycho Christian bullshit. When you teach people to fervently believe a bunch of things that make no sense... it's too easy to make up nonsensical excuses, and there are people who 100% fall for them.

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[-] Carighan@lemmy.world 62 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

And shit like this exactly is why religion needs to be kept out of school. If someone is curious, they can learn about it on their own, it's a decision best made once more mentally developed, anyways. Don't indoctrinate children with your bullshit, especially if the teachers are clearly not able to keep their own shit out of it.

Her attorney said Monique is just a "normal Bible-believing Christian."

That's an admission of guilt, not a legal defense! O.o

[-] tryptaminev@feddit.de 7 points 1 year ago

I disagree. If any of those "bible believing christians" had actually read the bible they'd know to be full of shit.

The American cults are truly fascinating as they managed to create the stronges gap between staun fundamentalist religious belief claims and a comical lack of actual scripture knowledge.

It shouldnt be considered a religion but a radical ideology with loose association to Christian symbolism but no actual connection to christianity.

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[-] cybersandwich@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago

So when I first read this I assumed that she posted a nazi meme that showed Nazi's in a good light.

An understandable mistake given the current political climate. But she shared a meme that equated nazi flags with pride flags.

In a really perverse way, I'm at least happy that she still equates being a nazi with something 'bad'. In her mind pride flags are bad so equating them with a nazi flag means she thinks that nazis are bad. What a relief!

[-] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 8 points 1 year ago

Probably moreso insensitivity and stupidity than being a nazi

[-] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

~~Probably gonna get downvoted for this, but~~ that's a misleading headline. Nazi meme implies the meme itself is Nazi, where as the meme in question, according to the article, was comparing LGBT to Nazis.

I don't agree with the meme, for the record, I just have (what I think is) a reasonably specific definition of Nazi. "Bigoted" would be a more accurate word to use here.

But then, this is Not The Onion, and the headline is technically correct (it's a Nazi meme in that it's a meme featuring Nazis,) so whatever.

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[-] unreachable@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

yes, we all know how mischievous loki tricking us for doing his shenanigans

[-] suodrazah@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago

Ironic of someone to use the Holy Spirit as an excuse with the context of brainwashing.

[-] Treczoks@lemm.ee 23 points 1 year ago

With conservatives. it is always someone else at fault. Always.

Although I have to admit that blaming the Holy Spirit for Nazi behavior is a new, bold move. What's next? "Jesus would have shot this person, too!" or what?

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[-] Pat@kbin.run 23 points 1 year ago

Alberta, of course

It's like Texas and Florida had a baby

[-] TheDoctorDonna@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

The best part of Alberta is leaving it.

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[-] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

Here's a friendly suggestion for Monique: if you are more concerned about protecting your fragile beliefs than understanding that freedom of speech does not absolve one from the consequences it brings, keep your Nazi memes to yourself and spare us the melodrama. The world doesn't need more deluded individuals who use religion as a shield for their bigotry.

Based

[-] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

They aren't even following their religion properly. just using it to make themselves feel better and above everyone else.

[-] joyjoy@lemm.ee 18 points 1 year ago

Just a second. checks notes

God = Good
Devil = Bad

Something seems off here.

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[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

normal Bible-believing Christian

I agree with her attorney.

[-] kemsat@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

“Oh God, make me not responsible for my own actions!”

[-] FunkyMonk@kbin.social 16 points 1 year ago

STAR PLATINUM told me to post Satanic content then.

[-] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 year ago

Oh fuck i did it again. I posted 15tb of jotaro p0rn because santa claus told me to.

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Jesus: "Whatever you want others to do to you, do that to them."

Monique (Probably): "But what if, and just hear me out here, I don't wanna?"

[-] Seudo@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Bitch, did I stutter!?

[-] Blaster_M@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Not how the HS works. Girl making excuses for doing a dumb.

[-] cedarmesa@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

You see, you drink it, you get drunk. Then you make bad decisions until you blackout.

Oh…. They meant the other Holy Spirit…

[-] bitwaba@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

In case that's a serious question, the Holy Spirit is one of 3 in the Holy Trinity. The other 2 being the father (God) and the son (Jesus). The Holy Spirit can be summed up as the guiding conscience of Jesus inside you. The idea is once you have accepted Christ as your savior into your heart (symbolized in the ceremony of Baptism), the Holy Spirit is the mechanism through which you live a life according to the teachings of Christ (love thy neighbor, turn the other cheek, etc.)

So, yeah, Jesus probably wouldn't have shared Nazi memes.

[-] cedarmesa@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[-] bitwaba@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

I guess you've also shown yourself to also not be a serious person by starting at mockery.

[-] cedarmesa@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[-] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 year ago

They never claimed it as matter of fact, i grew up Catholic and can tell you the same definition, it doesn't mean I believe it.

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[-] Alexc@lemmings.world 7 points 1 year ago

Is she trying to tell us that God is the Nazi? Explains a few things

[-] treadful@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 year ago
[-] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Not the Onion never fails to amaze me

Wild times...

“Holy Spirit” sounds like an asshole.

[-] Blackout@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago

God is a dick. The only one in that whole family that is cool is Jesus but nobody listens to him.

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