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stony tony
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Tony, you know why.
Tony's never been licked.
Cmon, y'all. Let's go lick Tony! Then he'll understand!
We all know why.
Lick your elbow?
Tony...
Tony is a dumbass
Tony lacks imagination.
Or Tony is, like me, a human who takes pride in his work.
Look, there isn't always going to be someone there kicking Tony's ass.
Tony better stfu.
I AM THE ONE WHO LICKS
- tony probably
Think again.
Hopefully they have no teeth
If my girlfriend can learn so can a robot.
For robot blow jobs, Tony. You fucking idiot.
you can do so much more with tongues
Rim jobs?
Instructions unclear, got my tongue stuck in a wheel
Oh yeah forgot about rim jobs. Fucking Tony
Don’t forget the balls!
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I do have a couple of thousand ideas. None of them is NSFW...
Oh, yes I suppose there are some SFW ideas. I'll calm down.
Blowjob and pussy licking.
Good to see Bluntman has joined forces with Captain Obvious. Ambiguity never stood a chance.
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I'm surprised nobody posted THAT gif. You know which one.
Imagine setting this this for a nice long dick lick every couple seconds until it's been an hour and you're just quivering from the sheer excitement that with the next lick or the one after that you're finally going to shoot the biggest ropes of your life and just at the point the ai embedded in it asks for your credit card information so it can charge you twenty bucks to cum?
If this kind of Pay Per Cum business model worked, hypno content creators would have already capitalized on it
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Eh that wouldn't work on me. Being told that I can't cum kinda causes it... And if I've been getting edged for a while, yeah vocals can be enough. Violently.
I guess I'd have cucked the machine? Is that a new sub-genre of kink? What a weird world we live in.
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Those of us that know, know
But what that tongue do, tho?
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