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[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 5 points 19 hours ago

Cryptogeography sounds like colonialism 🤔

cryptocryptography

nornal cryptography but I password encrypted all the textbooks

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

isn't that just the voynich manuscript? Plus cryptobotany for extra spice

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

I thought that it had been established that the Voynich was basically a fancy version of the doodle pad that used to sit by the phone and that there was no special meaning to it.

[-] Lumidaub@feddit.org 26 points 1 day ago

Cryptocryptofinance - this one will make you rich, believe me bro

[-] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Crypto bro-ology :NFTs will make you fucking rich bro

[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

otherwise just called “crypto”

[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 3 points 17 hours ago

Crypto crypto: obviously I'm referring to cryptography

[-] AccoSpoot1@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

I regret to inform you that cryptogeography does exist, it's in that weirdly nazi end of the Atlantis myth which supposes the existence of Lemuria, Hyperboria and most alarmingly Thule.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 5 points 19 hours ago

I was very confused but not particularly surprised that Conan the Barbarian had spawned a Nazi conspiracy theory until I realized I was a dumbass and that was Hyboria.

On the other hand, now I realize what myth he was ripping off with the name which is honestly pretty great because it was the only reference I didn't get lol

[-] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 day ago

Cryptocosmology

This star is alive and eating planets.

Also Cthulhu

[-] timeghost@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Squarcle. Trhonbus. Ovalellagram.

[-] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago

Cryptobotany stories exist, Vita Carnis is one lol

A quite good one in fact

For more interesting cryptobotany, Gemini Home Entertainment could also be considered cryptobotany

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Aren’t they all describing the essence of SCP?

[-] Cybersec@piefed.social 5 points 1 day ago

Yeah I was going to say, if this sounds interesting check out reading There is No Antimemetics Division

[-] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 6 points 1 day ago

Cryptogeometry is 4d geometry for people who just can't fathom it like me.

[-] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 5 points 1 day ago

Cryptophysics is just quantum physics

[-] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Cryptography: you'll never guess the message hidden in this random string of characters!

🙄 suuuure

[-] derry@midwest.social 3 points 1 day ago

Billy the Mountain has entered the chat

[-] Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago

A mountain is something you don't want to fuck with, don't want to fuck with, don't fuck around

DON'T FUCK AROOOOOOUND

[-] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 3 points 1 day ago

The cryptogeography example is just French Guiana.

[-] notabot@piefed.social 3 points 1 day ago

Cryptoastromony - some stars move around, but only when they're on the day side.

I mean that last one is just topology

[-] drre@feddit.org 2 points 1 day ago

I'm quite sure Mr. H. P. Lovecraft would have loved to contribute.

[-] candyman337@piefed.ca 1 points 1 day ago

In the manga/anime Mushishi there is a moving mountain

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