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Dinner for one (quokk.au)
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[-] rmuk@feddit.uk 11 points 23 hours ago

This is really unhealthy and they shouldn't be advertising this as a meal, it misses out a load of really important nutrients like six Ibuprofen.

[-] watson387@sopuli.xyz 74 points 1 day ago
[-] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago

It was a simpler time. Would be 40+ today.

[-] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 day ago
[-] Blaster_M@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

One thing, I don't know why, it doesn't even matter how hard you try

[-] osanna@lemmy.vg 17 points 1 day ago

Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme to explain in due time

[-] chautalees@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago
[-] Hasherm0n@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Is that time is a valuable thing, watch it fly by as the pendulum swings

[-] thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago

Watch it count down to the end of the day, the clock ticks life away

[-] olenkoVD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 day ago
[-] rmuk@feddit.uk 2 points 23 hours ago

To see a marching band.

[-] Keilik@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago

Where’s the slim jim tho

[-] rockSlayer 12 points 1 day ago

Sold separately, those bastards

[-] Blaster_M@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I cannot take this anymore

[-] VanRayInd@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I really wanna buy this and then punch a hole through my wall

Edit: whole -> hole

[-] testaccount789@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
[-] Gormadt@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 day ago

It does come with 2 Monsters, with that the whole wall's days are numbered.

[-] VanRayInd@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Talk to text was not my friend today

[-] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

Buy it just for the half price Marlboros. Everything else is free.

[-] wake@quokk.au 9 points 1 day ago

Craaawwlling iiin myyy skiiin

[-] The_v@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

These wounds, they will not heeaal!!

[-] AmosBurton_ThatGuy@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

Fear is how I fall!

[-] Teknikal@anarchist.nexus 5 points 1 day ago

I think there was only ever one Monster tasted good, I've never forgiven them for the discontinued Rehab Lemonade Ice Tea.

Was a perfect hangover cure and the only energy drink didn't taste rotten.

[-] ashenone@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 day ago

Bachelor chow

[-] Luffy879@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 day ago

3,99$ is really cheap

I hot my 20th anniversary 2 disc one for like 15-20€ from my father, which kinda started my whole physical CD hobby

And then my first print with those paper covers and a plastic holder in the middle for 2€ at a flea market

But since this seems like a reprint (jewelcase and all), I think it would still go for 5-10€

[-] Pixel_Jock_17@piefed.ca 1 points 1 day ago

I don't like my smokes preopened and missing darts.

[-] sol6_vi@lemmy.makearmy.io 1 points 1 day ago

I'm in this picture and I don't like it.

[-] napkin2020@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

Zero sugar drinks for dinner? You gon be hungies

this post was submitted on 25 May 2026
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