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[-] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 day ago

hey, currently looking for LMDE help on the Mint forum, can confirm derision is still part of the process.

[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago

Gotta love elitism and punching down.

Then wondering why everyone is so ignorant (you punch them when they ask for answers).

[-] Thorry@feddit.org 114 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

First we created communities that we used to share information and ideas. This allowed people to grow in their skills and in turn teach others what they learnt. This cycle kept the communities going, providing an important service for everyone involved.

Then capitalism turned those communities into walled gardens, often using predatory patterns to increase engagement to the detriment of the quality. Being walled off made it harder to share the knowledge, leaving people with only a few larger holdouts of what once had been.

Then we created machines to do the learning for us, finally killing off the concept of information sharing communities. These machines learnt from every knowledge sharing community that existed previously and became the place to access that knowledge. Without people coming into the communities, even the last holdouts could no longer sustain themselves. The ability to share and gain new knowledge was removed, causing stagnation for everyone involved. The ability to actually learn anything was also greatly reduced, having the machines apply the knowledge directly. The new machines can't learn, can't think, can't reason or be creative, all they can do is remix already existing information and regress to the mean while doing so.

But for a while there, a lot of value was created for the shareholders.

[-] Napster153@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

This is just the human experience in a shellnut.

First came the nomads and isolated communities, who formed the first towns and societies.

Then, the towns became cities and the societies became stratified for order and efficiency.

Then, the elders become kings and lords, and they become disconnected from the earth and reality.

In time, the ambition of the high ones grow too big for their own good, whilst those below lose their sense of self-reasoning and communing.

Eventually, the house of cards falls like all Babylons before it.

All is lost, people scatter, and people gather elsewhere.

[-] xthexder@l.sw0.com 9 points 2 days ago

This has got vaguely Douglas Adams vibes.

[-] helvetpuli@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 day ago

More than vaguely. The man was prescient.

[-] MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago

This text is great, you have amazing writing :)

[-] Thorry@feddit.org 11 points 3 days ago

Thank you so much!

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 13 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

LLM are useless for niche stuff. They are ok-ish, if you do something another 100s of people already did (like, overengineering a webpage). Which is contra the idea of open source, btw.

[-] voxthefox 9 points 3 days ago

I've had this in my head for a bit, but you expressed it much more eloquently then I ever could have, going to save this for later!

[-] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

I am saving this.

[-] deepak989928@leminal.space 2 points 1 day ago
[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago
[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 139 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Then we learned that if you wanted to get the right answer from people ... all you had to do was confidently post an answer, any answer, especially if it was wrong ... and so many people would jump on you so fast to tell you how stupid you were and give you the right answer.

.... and you also had to tie an onion on your belt which was the style of the time.

[-] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 47 points 3 days ago

I'm studying right now and I'm the lead for a group project. I've been having a hard time getting the team to actually talk with each other and come up with ideas. Someone told me the other week "pitch bad ideas badly". So I tried that with the title of our project I put down a shit awful name, told everyone about it, and within 5 minutes the team came back to me with an actual title

[-] nebeker@programming.dev 42 points 3 days ago

A Project Manager just earned their wings.

[-] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 36 points 3 days ago

Phishing legitimate answers out of people by exploiting their ego is still one of the most impressive things I haven't thought of.

Will try to keep in mind

[-] akunohana@piefed.blahaj.zone 11 points 3 days ago

So that's how I can get away with it! You just eradicated every last hints of remorse that I had in me.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 16 points 3 days ago

โ€œstyle at the timeโ€

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[-] nebeker@programming.dev 8 points 3 days ago

I learned to let you all squabble amongst yourselves and get the answer. Since every question is a duplicate, it stands to reason the question I have has already been answered.

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[-] Australis13@fedia.io 91 points 3 days ago

The other option was that nobody ever replied...

https://xkcd.com/979/

[-] Peereboominc@piefed.social 30 points 3 days ago

And then it turns out that it was himself last month.

I have found my own posts this way from 2 or 3 years prior. Makes me wonder if I am getting anywhere.

[-] ViatorOmnium@piefed.social 44 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Now we go to a text transformer that poops spaghetti code by the bucket.

[-] 0_o7@lemmy.dbzer0.com 38 points 3 days ago

At least it tells me I'm right all the time. ๐Ÿค—

[-] derry@midwest.social 13 points 3 days ago

Jokes on them, I have a shame kink.

[-] rangber@lemmy.zip 15 points 2 days ago

It's called humiliation kink, you stupid stupid boy.

[-] GutterRat42@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago
[-] thesdev@feddit.org 4 points 2 days ago

In that case I can recommend "turning Yahoo Answers into beautiful music": https://m.youtube.com/shorts/NDvaRF4HQHQ

[-] GutterRat42@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Well, clearly I romanticized it

[-] nullPointer@programming.dev 3 points 2 days ago

ahh the good ol flamewar days of IRC

[-] psud@aussie.zone 12 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

What was the website? I just had books in '95 and later, Geocities wasn't great for chat, IRC and network news groups were the best places to get help

The web was pretty small in the '90s

I spent my time in newsgroups in role playing game flame wars

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 1 points 1 day ago

I spent my time in newsgroups in role playing game flame wars

Frankly, still one of the better ways to waste time on the internet

[-] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 35 points 3 days ago

StackOverflow

[-] pulsewidth@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago

It was Experts Exchange. Then they paywalled everything like greedy idiots - hiding decades of useful community knowledge.

Then everyone moved rapidly to StackExchange, which had coexisted but been quite small until EE did their thing.

[-] BenLeMan@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Ah, software developing nerds and expertsexchange. A story as old as time.

It starts with innocent questions, then thigh highs during long coding sessions and... you know the rest. It's all in the name! ๐Ÿ˜…

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 1 points 1 day ago
[-] BenLeMan@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago

Yay! You got it! ๐Ÿ˜€

[-] Rothe@piefed.social 13 points 3 days ago

Go to any linux forum or help site today and you can experience it right now.

[-] ivan@piefed.social 23 points 3 days ago

"Oh, someone had the same problem" as I see forum thread in search results, followed by finding out that thread turned into a gaslighting session on why OP's problem wasn't actually a problem, and no solution was provided as result. ๐ŸŒ

What I love is when the thread is concluded by saying the problem was solved by a patch 10 years ago. OP says "just upgraded, it works!" But here I am in the future and the problem is still happening.

[-] conartistpanda@lemmy.world 22 points 3 days ago

Why would you want to X? Dont X. Problem solved ๐Ÿ˜Š

After being told (at length) the answer was in the very long complex documentation, I said I had tried to find it but couldn't piece it together. And posted some of the sections I had looked in. Then my interlocutor said there is no reason why I should want to do such a thing.

"Please mark your thread as SOLVED."

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