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Yes, this is official documentation from the MS Learn course for the Agentic AI Solution Architect certificate

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TBF 'combigent' should be a word. Not sure I can think of a unique case that justifies it, but it sounds like it could easily be a word.

[-] bricklove@midwest.social 7 points 1 day ago

It sounds like something that would ease the combining of ingredients/components. Like an emulsifier but more general. "An emulsifier is a combigent for oil and water"

[-] nexguy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Your mom is combigent.

[-] whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago

It might be combigent, but at least it's veritable

[-] kamstrup@programming.dev 19 points 1 day ago

I see, they have been continvoucly morging the docs themselves, as per their developer docs

[-] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

Such a combigent, veritable flowchart

[-] corey931@lemmy.wtf 5 points 1 day ago

For years, I’ve rather read Stackoverflow comments than Microsoft’s nearly unusable documentation. It’s as if they don’t know how to write coherently

[-] licketysplit@programming.dev 5 points 1 day ago

Then they train their troubleshooting clanker on said unusuable documentation so it's unhelpful but it won't let you talk to a human who might actually be able to assist you.

[-] Cevilia 47 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I'm starting to think they aren't concerned about making their slides even remotely veritable. This one's barely even combigent!

[-] red_sock@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 day ago

"Combigent?" Hm, I never heard that word before I moved to Microsoft.

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 3 points 1 day ago

Microsoft 365 is the only Combigent Certified® cloud platform.

[-] alberttcone@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

Microsoft 36S, I think you’ll find!

[-] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 27 points 2 days ago

Data flow

Data flow Data flow

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 11 points 2 days ago
[-] leds@feddit.dk 5 points 1 day ago

It's flowing. . . it's flowing!

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 29 points 2 days ago

Those are perfectly cromulent words.

[-] nocteb@feddit.org 158 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

who morged that? Why does that happen continvously?

[-] errer@lemmy.world 50 points 3 days ago

What a combigent, inbiltum response!

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[-] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 131 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Anyone remember how much nicer the world felt before we all realized nobody in charge of anything with any real power has any idea what the fuck they're doing?

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[-] kshade@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

The worst is claiming Copilot "understands intent & meaning", the funny mistakes more or less show that that's just a blatant lie.

[-] four@lemmy.zip 63 points 2 days ago

Data Flow

Data Flow


Data Flow

The Data must Flow

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[-] CoopaLoopa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 52 points 2 days ago

Saw this article from Microslop the other day about their MDASH copilot model competing with Mythos for bug finding/fixing.

Microsoft security blog

And here's the image they went with for the flowchart of what the AI does... Complete with overlapping text and the worst layout I've ever seen.

Zero humans proofed this.

Microsoft AI slop flowchart

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[-] reddig33@lemmy.world 74 points 3 days ago
[-] faebudo@infosec.pub 74 points 3 days ago

It would be really funny if it wasn't so sad.

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[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 26 points 2 days ago

Due to the negative press combigent

[-] Egonallanon@feddit.uk 42 points 2 days ago

Combigent is too nice a sounding word to lack any real meaning it needs one.

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[-] Kaligalis@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

It's Microslop. The people who had any resemblance of work ethics left a long time ago. No one still working there gives any shits about QA - especially not the management.

[-] J92@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

Understands intent & meaning Understands intent & meaning Understands intent & meaning Understands intent & meaning Understands intent & meaning Understands intent & meaning

[-] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 23 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Veritable answer? Indubitably!

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