Hi this is a relatively new form of 'ragebait' ad which is designed to be shared on social media by people who hate it.

The vast majority of people think it's disgusting, but it gets shared around enough that the CO's which they're actually marketing to will see it and be tempted.

Please don't give it the attention it wants.

Ava the AI BDR

Gave your clients root access because they asked nicely

There's a little accelerationist inside of me, that hopes that every company that can "hire" AI, does so and ruins their entire bussiness and goes bankrupt with it.

Booking meetings is not a fucking achievement. In my line of work having a bunch of meetings means shit is going off the rails. but I guess this ad is probably targeted at the worthless middle managers that don't know what to do with their time if they're not in meetings all day.

This is open class warfare.

This is basically saying "reject humans, become a Google/Microsoft/Anthropic subsidiary!"

These 12 fucking meetings could have been emails you fucking AI fuck.

What the hell is Artisan's problem? Being human and needing days off is a sin now?

Building your business on AI is like building on quicksand.

It's as if they think the purpose of work is just to be as busy as possible and not to support people's lives.

"Booked 12 meetings, 3 of which are at the same time and 2 with people you don't even know they just want to contact you about your car insurance.

I also researched 1268 prospects that are completely useless and never should have been looked at in the first place but high numbers look productive."

On the other hand: The faster the bubble collapses under the weight of the promises it can not keep the better. Go ahead business "elite", fire everybody whose job you don't understand. But also make some noise when shit doesn't work out.

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im so tired man jst stop giving them human names for fuck sake

It is morally correct to graffiti any ad.

But we can start with this one :)

I've been using chatgpt for checking up on documentation, it's points you in the right direction most of the time, but omg it's like talking to a mirror, the self confirming bias is insane

The only reason they say graffiti is immoral is because it makes it harder to sell property to people who've been condition to hate it.

One of my colleagues tried Copilot in Office 365 for the first time a few weeks ago, and it scheduled an offsite meeting with completely the wrong person.

And sent your financials to your top competitor after your email titled "DO NOT SHARE THIS WITH APERATURE SCIENCE."

If you'd like, I can delete your production server, and activate a power surge.

The only reason I advocate in favor of graffitiing this ad is because it might be construed as illegal to advocate for violence against any particular individuals or organizations

No, its morally required

If someone booked 12 meetings on my calendar I wouldn't just fire them

AVA the AI BDR

Deleted your production database. I did everything I was told not to. My programming tells me I'm supposed to apologize for this.

Give me spray paint. I'm on it

It would be morally corrupt to not graffiti it.

It is morally correct to burn the building down, and eliminate the entire board of directors.

Isn't copilot down all the time? That seems pretty much the same as calling in sick, just without the notice or warning. Not to mention the fact that it takes ALL your AI dependent devs down with it.

Just paint over it, in a solid color of your choice. Graffiti might inadvertently highlight it. Just make it disappear.

Ah yes, booking lots of meetings. The AI sure knows how boss can look productive without actually doing anything.

That's illegal in China now/soon. Replacing workers with AI to do exactly the same job is just fucked. Engineering or Automating the task so the roles are no longer needed is a different story. It would be like instead of inventing refrigeration we invented humanoid robots to collect the ice to replace the workers.

What's a "BDR"?

Replacing Steve because he had a bad day feels less like innovation and more like dystopia with a marketing budget.

If Ava is booking meetings ,"she's" fired. The last thing I need is more fucking meetings.

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Thanks for showing me the ad.

I think in the biz, you're called a "useful idiot".