Hi this is a relatively new form of 'ragebait' ad which is designed to be shared on social media by people who hate it.

The vast majority of people think it's disgusting, but it gets shared around enough that the CO's which they're actually marketing to will see it and be tempted.

Please don't give it the attention it wants.

Yes.

Ava the AI BDR

Cleaned out your production server and all backups.

There's a little accelerationist inside of me, that hopes that every company that can "hire" AI, does so and ruins their entire bussiness and goes bankrupt with it.

It is morally correct to graffiti any ad.

But we can start with this one :)

Booking meetings is not a fucking achievement. In my line of work having a bunch of meetings means shit is going off the rails. but I guess this ad is probably targeted at the worthless middle managers that don't know what to do with their time if they're not in meetings all day.

Ava the AI BDR

Gave your clients root access because they asked nicely

What does BDR mean in this context ?

more 👏 female 👏 digital 👏 slaves 👏

im so tired man jst stop giving them human names for fuck sake

"Booked 12 meetings, 3 of which are at the same time and 2 with people you don't even know they just want to contact you about your car insurance.

I also researched 1268 prospects that are completely useless and never should have been looked at in the first place but high numbers look productive."

What the hell is Artisan's problem? Being human and needing days off is a sin now?

These 12 fucking meetings could have been emails you fucking AI fuck.

It's as if they think the purpose of work is just to be as busy as possible and not to support people's lives.

artisan is such an oxymoron

I've been using chatgpt for checking up on documentation, it's points you in the right direction most of the time, but omg it's like talking to a mirror, the self confirming bias is insane

People should destroy all signage running those ads.

One of my colleagues tried Copilot in Office 365 for the first time a few weeks ago, and it scheduled an offsite meeting with completely the wrong person.

On the other hand: The faster the bubble collapses under the weight of the promises it can not keep the better. Go ahead business "elite", fire everybody whose job you don't understand. But also make some noise when shit doesn't work out.

AVA the AI BDR

Deleted your production database. I did everything I was told not to. My programming tells me I'm supposed to apologize for this.

Needs a cocktail. A special very hot kind of cocktail.

Ah yes, booking lots of meetings. The AI sure knows how boss can look productive without actually doing anything.

Guillotine the executives and board.

Building your business on AI is like building on quicksand.

If someone booked 12 meetings on my calendar I wouldn't just fire them

It is morally correct to burn the building down, and eliminate the entire board of directors.

Isn't copilot down all the time? That seems pretty much the same as calling in sick, just without the notice or warning. Not to mention the fact that it takes ALL your AI dependent devs down with it.

No, its morally required

It would be morally corrupt to not graffiti it.

What's a "BDR"?

Just paint over it, in a solid color of your choice. Graffiti might inadvertently highlight it. Just make it disappear.