MAGAs: "We'll just tell them to only kill Libz. Problem solved. Hey, How're they doing getting DNA out of those fossilized dinosaur bugs?"

There's a bridge near Detroit that is apparently easy on the Canadian side to accidentally head across the border into America. Used to be they'd just turn you around and sent you back, but I read at least one story of a guy who got detained in an American facility for a few weeks before he could back him, and all he did was take a wrong turn.

They've still got a 3000 per day quota, and they've never hit it, so they aren't looking for excuses to NOT arrest people, even if it gets kicked later. That's why they've found that something like 75% of ICE arrests have been bogus. If anything, the likelihood is that they'll get MORE aggressive, not less.

Because he's a rich dipshit.

The last I checked, it was estimated that Trump would be responsible for 55% of the National Debt by the end of his term, and that was BEFORE his war.

Okay, you might be part of the problem. A little lowering of expectations might be a good idea. People shouldn't be so judgmental, they miss out on a lot of interesting surprises.

And what's with the cooking thing? You just cook for yourself, and eat it in front of the other hungry people? If you're cooking for one, you cook for the others in the house, too, or at least offer. And you take turns, because cooking is fun. We actually fight (well, discuss) about it in our house, because most nights there is more than one person who wants to cook dinner.

OTOH, If someone EXPECTS you to be providing dinner every night, and won't cook themselves, that's a problem. They're going to starve.

No.

I like fun voices. And you got a smokin' hot bod? You and I would get along just fine.

"You're gay, so you're going to represent the company at the gay pride parade."

"I'm not gay."

"Yes, you are."

"No, I'm not. I've got a wife, and three kids."

"You act gay."

"How do I 'act gay?' I'm just myself"

"That's the problem. Your 'self' is gay."

"WTF?That doesn't make sense, I'm not gay."

"Are you disparaging gays? Because I can get HR involved with this, if your going to start getting bigoted about gays."

"I'm not bigoted about gays, my brother is gay, I don't care, but I'M NOT GAY!"

"Yes, you are. Be in that parade, or you're fired."

We spent 100 years making movies about the dangers of this, and as soon as the technology comes available, it's the first they do.

I'll bet your voice is fine.

WHAT? ISRAEL HAS BEEN RAPING PALESTINIAN PRISONERS?

There are no Republicans anymore, that was just their larval stage before they morphed into their final form - MAGA. Republicans should only be referred to in an historical or scholarly context.

The Republican party is as dead as the Whigs. They're all MAGA now.