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[-] Letstakealook@lemm.ee 96 points 1 year ago

I'm completely baffled that these people couldn't recognize the troll after two responses. Even worse, they continued after the book post. I have to assume they were also going along with the troll for a laugh. They can not be this incredibly dense.

[-] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 65 points 1 year ago

I don't get it. His trolling is pretty good but it's not exactly top notch comedy just to say "no you're wrong" a hundred times

[-] MBM@lemmings.world 31 points 1 year ago

The bottom image is pretty much why it's funny to me.

Apparently for dudes who've got a compulsive need to be the smartest person in the room, "someone who's wrong in a really stupid way who has unshakable confidence that they're smarter than you" is their kryptonite.

Tons of people keep trying to convince him even though he's just saying "no you're wrong" over and over again.

[-] pdxfed@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

The point is that when you're an adult and talking to a child, you can't talk to them like an adult. When you're dealing with someone without the faculties or desire to engage in informed debate, just save your breath.

Actually incredibly instructive to US readers at the moment given our horrific levels of education and high levels of misinformation and bias in media.

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[-] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 year ago

His trolling is top notch, like the smoothness of a sharks skin.

[-] frezik@midwest.social 13 points 1 year ago

His trolling is obvious, yet so many people take it seriously.

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[-] kilgore_trout@feddit.it 8 points 1 year ago

It brings engagement to his page.

[-] xeekei@lemm.ee 63 points 1 year ago

This is why "/s" was invented, no matter how silly it might seem.

Because human skulls are thick af.

[-] Veltoss@lemmy.world 84 points 1 year ago

They're actually quite thin, like a shark's smooth skin.

[-] Wild_Mastic@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's the brain that is smooth tbh, not the skin

[-] khannie@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I believe it's actually very scratchy. Like sandpaper.

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[-] ech@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

Skin as thin as their skulls are thick.

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[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

It's funnier this way.

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

After a commentor stated that Planned Parenthood only uses a tiny bit of their budget for abortions, I linked this:

https://www.theonion.com/planned-parenthood-opens-8-billion-abortionplex-1819572640

The number of lemmings who thought I was serious... jesus.

[-] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 year ago

The fuck? This is completely messed up. I cannot agree with the bullshit "facts" stated in this article. 8 billion only netted 8 million terminated unborn lives? Almost $1000 per is definitely not "efficient."

Lemme know when you get below $100 per.

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[-] blivet@artemis.camp 14 points 1 year ago

I’m old enough to have been an adult when the internet was first opened up to the general public. I remember guides to writing email that stressed that you should be careful using irony or sarcasm, that the tone was very difficult to convey. I don’t know what it could be, but there seems to be something about online communication that makes it next to impossible to use such devices.

[-] technojamin@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

It’s because sarcasm is usually indicated with vocal intonations, which is lost in text.

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[-] deikoepfiges_dreirad@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 year ago

/s takes any grain of humour of of everything. Ambiguity is an important part of communication.

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[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 57 points 1 year ago
[-] radix@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago
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[-] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 44 points 1 year ago

This is an interrogation technique: make a presumptive statement, and try to be wrong about it. People will jump out of their skin to correct you, even when they're coached to not answer questions (but honestly it's really hard for people not to answer questions).

[-] Dalvoron@lemm.ee 15 points 1 year ago

Cunningham's Law states "The best way to get the right answer on the Internet is not to ask a question; it's to post the wrong answer."

[-] m0darn@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 year ago
[-] 38fhh2f8th5819c7@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

Case in point

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[-] DosDude@retrolemmy.com 33 points 1 year ago
[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 year ago

I'm convinced! Sharks are smooth

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[-] YeetPics@mander.xyz 28 points 1 year ago
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[-] MargotRobbie@lemm.ee 28 points 1 year ago

This proves two things:

  1. Internet arguments are pointless.
  2. Playing dumb on the Internet and refusing to admit the bit under any circumstances is hilarious.
[-] mod@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 year ago

You forgot one more point:

  1. Sharks are smooth.
[-] MargotRobbie@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

Duh, everyone knows that.

I promise you, sharks are as smooth as freshly shaven legs of a plastic doll, or my name isn't Margot Elise Robbie.

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[-] t_berium@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

This made me laugh SO hard, I just... I don't know even why.

[-] Dkarma@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Because it is a comedic reflection of what is happening right now with certain people insisting misinformation is fact and true despite all evidence to the contrary. (Eg: trump won, vaccines kill, ETc.)

[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

I wish there was a way to automatically block any account that posts one of these super shitty tall images

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[-] fluxion@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

Captain Picard as he finally exits Branson's torture chamber: "Shark skin... is NOT smooth as hell!"

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[-] CheesyFox@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

I have a feeling that I've just lost several hundred braincells

[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

Now your brain is smooth as a shark, as they say

[-] Rozauhtuno 12 points 1 year ago

Post of the century.

[-] IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Twitter people are dumb, Tumblr people straight up suffer from dysfunctional autism. How can you not recognize the trolling in the screenshot?

[-] Murdoc@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 year ago

I'm not sure what you mean by "dysfunctional autism" exactly, but this is a known trait of many autistic people. They often fail to pick up on social cues that most other people take for granted. It's just because their brain works differently, they tend to take people at face value. And unlike what some have professed to believe here, their desire to explain or correct you does not come from a desire to "be the smartest person in the room", but rather it's their way of helping. They like to have accurate information, so they assume others do too. So yes, combine these two traits with a person who like to screw with them and you get conversations like this, which unfortunately amounts to a pretty nasty form of teasing.

[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 year ago

Because apparently for dudes who've got a compulsive need to be the smartest person in the room, "someone who's wrong in a really stupid way who has unshakable confidence that they're smarter than you" is their kryptonite. You can play dumb on almost any subject and their ego, their staunch belief that the masses are so far below them, will blind them to the fact that you're just fucking with them, and as long as you don't admit you're fucking with them or acknowledge that there's anything Off about what you're saying, they won't be able to stop themselves trying to get you to Respect Their Authority, and they won't be able to see that will literally never happen.

[-] troglodytis@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Yeah, but shark skin is like sandpaper. Especially rough when rubbed "against the grain"

[-] funnystuff97@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago

I don't know what you're talking about buddy, shark skin is slick and smooth for hydrodynamic porpoises.

[-] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 year ago

No you were probably feeling the Sandpaper Shark, which is actually a species of fish, not shark. Sharks are smooth.

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[-] velovix@hedge.town 16 points 1 year ago

You're mistaken. Shark skin is known for its smoothness when rubbed from any angle.

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