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[-] xeekei@lemm.ee 63 points 2 years ago

This is why "/s" was invented, no matter how silly it might seem.

Because human skulls are thick af.

[-] Veltoss@lemmy.world 84 points 2 years ago

They're actually quite thin, like a shark's smooth skin.

[-] Wild_Mastic@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It's the brain that is smooth tbh, not the skin

[-] khannie@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

I believe it's actually very scratchy. Like sandpaper.

[-] Wild_Mastic@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

No no you're wrong, every surgeon I know said it's smooth as silk.

[-] Sigh_Bafanada@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I use human brains to finish off my woodworking. They're very coarse, like sandpaper

[-] ech@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago

Skin as thin as their skulls are thick.

[-] essteeyou@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

No, they're thick from all angles.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago

It's funnier this way.

[-] blivet@artemis.camp 14 points 2 years ago

I’m old enough to have been an adult when the internet was first opened up to the general public. I remember guides to writing email that stressed that you should be careful using irony or sarcasm, that the tone was very difficult to convey. I don’t know what it could be, but there seems to be something about online communication that makes it next to impossible to use such devices.

[-] technojamin@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

It’s because sarcasm is usually indicated with vocal intonations, which is lost in text.

[-] blivet@artemis.camp 2 points 2 years ago

Sure, but for some reason there doesn't seem to be the same difficulty in print. I don't recall any warnings about the use of sarcasm or irony in style guides before the internet era, and no one seemed to feel the need for anything like "/s".

[-] technojamin@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

That’s a really good point. I would guess that this has to do with how the medium of the internet makes it more difficult to detect the author’s intent. Pre-internet, most writing was read from books, newspapers, and magazines. With each of these, the reader usually has a good idea of the author’s tone. Going in, the reader is usually familiar with the subject, and I’m guessing that longer texts give the reader more time and context to detect the tone.

This is all pretty different on the internet, where shorter, user-generated content (mostly written by people who aren’t amazing writers) reigns supreme. When reading comments in a thread or flipping through posts, the reader switches between different authors with their different tones much quicker than in earlier mediums. It makes sense that people would get tripped up more often.

That’s all just ideas, though. I’d love to see some scientific study on this kind of stuff.

[-] Murdoc@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

"Oh sure, that's a great idea." he said sarcastically.

[-] candybrie@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Lack of nonverbal queues/tone and lack of context. It's easier to convey sarcasm through text if you're chatting with someone you know well. But online, you're often talking to near strangers, and you don't know if they're the type to find this kind of thing hilarious among other beliefs.

[-] deikoepfiges_dreirad@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 years ago

/s takes any grain of humour of of everything. Ambiguity is an important part of communication.

[-] Godric@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Well that's a stupid little take, you must communicate in exhaustive detail while on the internet. It's in the rules!

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

I'm pretty sure that /s was outlawed by the internet elders in 2021.

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