I choose to eat the social construct of monetary wealth. Say goodbye to capitalism, it's in My belly

The rich.

Sunlight: I'm gonna save so much money photosynthesizing instead of eating.

I’m gonna follow the lead of my Stardew Valley wife and say amethyst

Liquid hot magma

A Billionaire maybe

Lava. Like it looks sooo tasty

I've had dreams of crunching on rocks, not completely unlike the dude from the never ending story. But there is something about the smell of hot asphalt. I know, I'm weird. But something about that smell is intoxicating.

The rich

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So many good answers already taken.

I'm eating all the nuclear launch codes.

Palantir.

Jokes on you, I already eat crayons and glue just fine thanks.

Plastic. Save the planet while getting fed!

Violin rosin. Finally :)

Definitely uranium. Those calories are light

Racism. As in, gather up all the hate and bigotry in a big ol' ball, and gobble it down.

I eat a nickel

Do you provide the thing?

As many pebbles of gold as I can fit down my gullet

Sagitarius A*, the supermassive black hole at the center of the Milky Way.

Probably a Death Cap or Destroying Angel mushroom.

Silica gel.

A thin drinking glass. I have a weird urge to bite down on one any time I am using one. Idk why I have the urge, it’s weird.

I've always been curious about eating glass.

So crunchy~

Fascists.

Edit: They are technically edible, just very hard to stomach.

Human selfishness.

Plasma directly from the sun

Can I pick one collective thing? Because I would eat the capitalist class.

The greed in everyones hearts

Candles. They smell great — I wonder how they'd taste if they were edible.

I love how this question popped up right under a relevant comic -

THE SUN.

Well I know this girl...

I have a weird attraction to the look of fairly hot things. I have always wanted to eat the orange coals you get at the end of a campfire. I would also take that orange gooey looking lava.

One of the non-cakes on Is It Cake. I will claim victory by any means necessary!

Nobody said lava yet? It looks so yummy!

A Microsoft data center