
Literally my user name.
How dare you say I can't read?!
Oh yeah? I bet I can blue this, checkmate, Atheists!
There are two types of people in the world; those who can extrapolate from incomplete data sets
... sandwiches.
...and... those who can interpolate from incomplete datasets?
👆
You only said one person! In this essay…
Thank you for coming to my pancake breakfast.
So you don’t have waffle breakfasts?
Get behind me satan
I admit it. I like pancakes, to a point.
well if it isn't the Fuckler themself. brave of you to show your face here

Go solve some gruesome murders in a homey sweater with a haunted look in your eye likely young female sidekick and lots of snow that probably means something, fuck head!
this is how you just did me

Fucking waffle hater over here!
Meh, bread is a weak breakfast. I prefer ale after coffee.
Just make sure to chew on a wooden toothpick, you need fiber too!
This is hilarious for reasons the person who wrote it can't understand. It's not a twitter only problem at all and their inability to use basic grammar and punctuation only shows they're just as dumb. L
you WILL use proper grammar on the internet! you ARE smart and it shows when you talk 😭

As if Twitter is for rational discussion. Instead, it’s the daily Two Minute Hate.
it fucked me up learning what "main character of the day" is
Lemmy too. Every fucking time.
What, you hate Piefed?
So you hate mySpace?
It's all because of capitalism.
Up the workers
I think this is true but more for just online shit in general.
Only people that suck are still at twitter.
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