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submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by parson0@startrek.website to c/fuckcars@lemmy.world

Headline: Land Rover driver mortified after finding mocking note saying 4x4 owners are 'entitled to free NHS penis enlargement therapy on his vehicle'

And the picture shows a man sitting in the driver seat of his 4x4 holding up the note.

cross-posted from: https://aussie.zone/post/31860675

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[-] SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 67 points 4 months ago
[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

To piss them off, I would add fake breasts to a small sedan and tell them it's the same thing.

[-] SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Ooh I live near cowboys. You do NOT want to piss them off.

That's why I told YOU his truck is trans, NOT him.

[-] mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I live near cowboys too, and pissing them off is basically a local pastime. They get red in the face if you refer to their lifted pickup Pavement Princess as “gender-affirming care”. They’ll balk at first. Then you drop the “you drive it cuz that’s what real men drive, right? Because it makes you feel manly? Yeah buddy, that’s gender-affirming care.” They’ll piss and moan about how it’s not true, but they’ll remember it going forwards. Every time they start to drop the “real men drive trucks” BS, they’ll remember that conversation.

[-] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 months ago

Yup exactly. And then you point out they love to ride around inside a trans.........

[-] underisk@lemmy.ml 64 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I know if I got so utterly owned by a completely anonymous stranger the very first thing I would do is run to the news and tell them all about it.

[-] homes@piefed.world 16 points 4 months ago

Until manboy tears become nuclear material, I’m not worried

[-] jasoman@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Remember if your not as thick as a soda can you need enlargement.

[-] Stupidmanager@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

American soda can or UK? Asking for a friend.

[-] jasoman@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Which ever is 7inch girth lol

[-] Stupidmanager@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Probably a Red Bull can then, because uk and USA cans are like 8” and 10” in circumference. Red Bulls are something like 6.5”.

Don’t ask why I know this useless info unless you like to know more about geek night trivia, and beer.

[-] jasoman@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

First thing i thought of was that Japanese f1 fan with the redbull engine

[-] paraphrand@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

Why is this picture muted? That’s not helping accessibility.

[-] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

It was taken by a Land Rover driver.

[-] parson0@startrek.website 2 points 4 months ago

Apologies that was an oversight. I added text, hope it's done right now

[-] paraphrand@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

That’s great. But I was just making a joke about the fact this is a screenshot that includes a mute icon.

[-] parson0@startrek.website 2 points 4 months ago

Ah lol, didn't even notice that

[-] Klear@quokk.au 1 points 4 months ago

The colours were screaming before that.

[-] FundMECFS@piefed.zip 6 points 4 months ago

Eternal Repost, I think I’ve seen this 20 times, still makes me chuckle though

[-] czarcasm@kbin.earth 5 points 4 months ago

Cybertrukkk!

[-] blitzen@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 months ago

Mortified seems like a strong reaction. Somewhere between annoyed and reflective should be the response.

[-] BreakerSwitch@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

He was mortified to find out it was a joke. Imagine how disappointing that would be after calling that number!

[-] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 months ago

But what if I have a legitimate use for a 4x4 and I use it daily. Do you want me to buy a grocery car?

[-] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 6 points 4 months ago

Then you're in a very very small minority in a city.

If it were just that minority with them there wouldn't be a problem.

[-] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

That makes sense. Also more likely in small cities, like <100.000 inhabitants

[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago
[-] parson0@startrek.website 4 points 4 months ago

Step 1 - make healthcare accessible

[-] aim_at_me@lemmy.nz 2 points 4 months ago

Does lemmy have a compo face? Lemmy should have a compo face.

[-] Strider@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Ah dang with my car having a length of 2,7m (8,7ft) I get a penis shrinkage treatment??

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