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[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 57 points 1 month ago

There’s a grimoire inside. Maybe.

[-] CuriousRefugee@discuss.tchncs.de 70 points 1 month ago
[-] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 34 points 1 month ago

Those shadows make no sense

[-] zikzak025@lemmy.world 38 points 1 month ago

Nah, telltale sign of a mimic. Their shadows don't match the lighting of the place they're in. Easy mistake for a rookie adventurer to make.

[-] Albbi@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 month ago

Oof, why did you point that out?

[-] ttyybb@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago

Just remember if this is a mimic, don't try and pull them out, push them in so the mimic coughs them out.

[-] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 42 points 1 month ago

This is the type of bullshit that makes new players not want to become experienced player

[-] SuperNovaStar 20 points 1 month ago

This is why I don't throw mimics at my players.

I do homebrew stuff, so all the surprise-bad-time monsters are surprises for everyone

[-] Siethron@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

If your players are wary of mimics even if you've never given them one you should give them one. They might not want mimics, but they do want that AHA I KNEW IT moment

[-] SuperNovaStar 4 points 1 month ago

True! The main thing is that surprises are only fun if they don't screw you over too bad. But once you're warned? Then you can play hardball 😈

[-] kionay@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

do you have a personal favorite so far?

[-] SuperNovaStar 5 points 1 month ago

All sorts! What system and setting are you running?

[-] kionay@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I'm not running anything, I was just curious what you have cooked up

[-] SuperNovaStar 6 points 1 month ago

Well in the session i'm prepping this week, there's a giant carnivorous bramble plant that's pretty hard to spot until you're already knee-deep in it. It's completely inert until you scratch yourself on its thorns. Once it's tasted your blood, though, it will grab you and drag you off to its heart, where it slowly drains you dry.

It makes traveling though the forest a very deadly proposition for anyone who doesn't know how to spot them.

[-] psud@aussie.zone 2 points 4 weeks ago

Presuming you don't play Palladium fantasy, since no one does, you could steal this critter

Corpse creature

Lies in ruins looking like a week old corpse, wearing something obvious and valuable, such as a gold pendant

When someone tries to remove the valuable the corpse creature grabs them strongly by the neck and strangles them

The corpse creature doesn't collect loot, doesn't eat their kills, it's just out to bait and murder

In the Palladium system it has a strength of 23, you'd probably want to make it moderately powerful but only on its first attack

If a group approaches it'll keep playing dead, it only attacks lone individuals

[-] SuperNovaStar 1 points 4 weeks ago

Ooh, interesting. I'll definitely keep that idea in my back pocket!

[-] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Hey there @legrests@feddit.uk @supersumio@lemmy.today @0dyyy@retrolemmy.com nice to see my stalker again!

@otter@lemmy.ca @flamingos@feddit.uk @DosDude@retrolemmy.com @mrmanager@lemmy.today

[-] astropenguin5@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[-] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago

Vote records that show my stalkers sock puppet accounts.

[-] astropenguin5@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Wack There a reason they're stalking you? Seems insane to stalk someone on lemmy

[-] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

I called them out on a very obvious prejudice.

[-] astropenguin5@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago
[-] otter@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

I can confirm that the following accounts are now banned from our instance. Some are also banned from their home instances:

  • @freshprince7509@startrek.website
  • @legrests@feddit.uk
  • @supersumio@lemmy.today
  • @0dyyy@retrolemmy.com
  • @mrsharkyjr@group.lt
[-] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago
[-] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

@unorthadoxide@lazysoci.al

[-] otter@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

Thanks, looks like the account has been banned

[-] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

@supersumio@lemmy.today aw poor widdle baby doesn't like being called out.

[-] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

@freshprince7509@startrek.website is my stalker. @ValueSubtracted@startrek.website

@makeitwonderful@lemmy.today kernelle@lemmy.dbzer0.com endorse stalking and harassment

@eerongal@ttrpg.network

[-] kernelle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago

I'll downvote everytime I see someone publicly calling out downvotes. You're being harassed? That's annoying, send your findings to the mods and let them deal with it.

Making a comment everytime you get a downvote is fucking pathetic, it's literally the digital equivalent of making a scene in a public place. Move on, get your head out of your ass lmao

[-] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

Cool tou support a stalker

[-] kernelle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago

"If you're not with me all the way, you're against me all the way" - Actual child behaviour

[-] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

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[-] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

@Atropos@lemmy.world endorses stalking and harassment

[-] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 month ago

Spoiling mimics for newbies. Bad form.

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 month ago

... The DM would be God.

And the serpent would either be the DM by way of acting as an NPC, or be a vet player.

[-] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

Aah the other meaning of chest...

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