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First door should be La-z-boy
Great template, truly a work of art
i feel like this disrespects his love of guyliner. his eyes don't pop enough.
I believe it's called incompetence.
He should visit Putin for reasons.
Then BiBi!
He should visit Trump more often
He's the king Midas of shit
I thought that was his boss. Maybe he's king in waiting of shit, prince of shit? Okay I got nothing good but perhaps he's the grave maker.
Streak indeed. A sticky streak of bodily fluids on the couch of everyone he visits.
It's pretty messed up you compare us to Vance.
This guy seems like such a joke, but I fear he will not disappear into obscurity any time soon.
Exactly 10 years ago, Trump was a joke.
He could be the new Dan Quayle. No one knows where he ended up, and importantly, no one cares.
Dan Quayle may have saved US democracy by advising Pence to do his fucking job and certify the election .
"Saved" might be too strong of a word
temporarily preserved?
Yeah, and it's on the couch cushion
Becomes VP of US, ----> kills US
The Vance effect…much like the kiss of death in the godfather movie.
We should encourage more one on one time between P and VP. Let's see how the trend goes. It's the only responsible thing we can do as researchers.
i think it's pretty standard that vp and potus don't spend much time in the same location. and never get on the same plane together
american liz truss
But he has a considerably longer shelf life than even an American lettuce that has been doused in embalming fluid or whatever they consider suitable food preservatives.
whatever they consider suitable food preservatives.
HFCS?
They didn't even say "thank you!"
Feared by people and couches alike.
The pope and the Iranian regime are both religious zealots, of course they aren't going to take it well if someone shows up and nonchalantly fucks their couch. And would you vote for a president who entertained someone who came over just to fuck a couch as a state guest?
those persian ottamans and couches must be heaven for him.
I thought his name was REEK
death made him one of his reapers.
Damn someone should get him to meet Trump!
isnt thats why trump sent him far away from him, and the current pope doesnt want to go near VANCE either. USHA is also mysteriously missing.
The J stands for Jinxed
And I always thought J.D. was a warning and stood for "Jizzes into your Divan".
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Come visit Serbia next, please
He should use this power for good. We'll have to trick him into doing it, probably...
If you really look at it, trump is the one sending him and vance is just a yes man. This is trump's streak.
Pope died??!
The previous one, Pope Francis, not the current one, who is Pope Leo XIV.
The current one wisely declined meeting with him.
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I'm getting the feeling that JD might not be a very talented politician.
You're not looking at it from the right direction.
If you look at it from the perspective of 'do what daddy Peter tells you to do' he is reasonably talented.
the charisma of gonorrhea!
I want to point out the fact that Vance is actually chubby, his suit hides it, but he's got a gross body. He plays like he's attractive, but he's not, let's see a shirt off pic of this clown. Seriously, you have to give the people what they want.
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