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[-] xkbx@startrek.website 168 points 2 weeks ago

someone please add a big red square around the arrow and red circle I almost missed the crucial nothing it pointed it at

[-] greygore@lemmy.world 124 points 2 weeks ago
[-] SuspiciousCatThing@pawb.social 43 points 2 weeks ago

That part actually hurt

[-] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 weeks ago
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[-] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Yeah this part sealed the deal for me that this is rage bait

[-] EndOfLine@lemmy.world 97 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

On Halloween they were passing out candy AND ALCOHOL

My sister and her husband pass out cotton candy for the kids and cocktails for the parents on Halloween. They are the favorite house on many people's trick-or-treat route. They've done it for so long that kids that grew up in the area are grown and excited to bring their own children to their house.

[-] Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip 34 points 2 weeks ago

Thats cute as fuck :)

[-] CannonFodder@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago

We've got a guy who's a wine distributor. On Halloween, adults get to try and compare a few different wines. Love it.

[-] recentSlinky@lemmy.ca 59 points 2 weeks ago

I know this is not the point of this but raking (and mowing) lawns needs to stop being a thing. It's bad for the lawn, the plants around, the essential bugs, and bad for the environment. Even aesthetically, it looks bland and stupid.

[-] shirasho@feddit.online 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I do think lawns need maintenance but not every Monday morning at 6AM holy shit fuck you lawnmowers.

[-] mika_mika@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

I think monoculture lawns look really cool and doubly so if they are neat and clean with some nice landscaping to pair. It can be gorgeous.

Unfortunately, it's unethical, unsustainable, and I will avoid it myself, but to say it looks bland and stupid seems like your prerogative is to shame other people into doing the right thing. Which, good luck with that.

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[-] gergolippai@lemmy.world 53 points 2 weeks ago

in defense of kansas karen, having a neighbor that smokes weed all the time sucks. that shit reeks ass from a block away.

[-] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 17 points 2 weeks ago

I find the same thing with cigarettes tbh. I wouldn't mind my neighbour doing it if she didn't smoke my old brand, though...

Not that I'd ever say anything

[-] mika_mika@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

I think it smells heavenly, so that's subjective. I'd probably get along better with my neighbors if they were smokers.

... Why are you defending Karen anyway??

[-] EatMyPixelDust 14 points 1 week ago

Because there's nothing wrong with people who don't want to smell something they find offensive all the time.

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[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 46 points 2 weeks ago

Revving your engine every time you come home is asshole behavior though.

[-] BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 21 points 2 weeks ago

I was thinking the same, I'd like more context though, if it's a quick throttle blip (or like if they're driving stick and need to reverse the car up a slope) could be understandable. If they're bouncing it off the rev limiter for a minute that's a different kettle of fish. Given the rest of the post I'm erring on the side of it being blown out of proportion.

[-] NottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 weeks ago

I’m going to guess it relates to their neighbour trying to get the mayor and 911 to evict them from their legally owned home…

[-] stray@pawb.social 39 points 2 weeks ago

This is the first time I've seen a red circle without knowing what it's supposed to be indicating. It centers on the number of shares??

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[-] Michal@programming.dev 28 points 2 weeks ago

Should contact the FCC about theír illegal solicitation of being the first neighborhood to get Google fiber?

Fake rage bait 🤷‍♂️

[-] crusa187@lemmy.ml 26 points 2 weeks ago

Turbo Karen lol. How neighborly, bet she’s a Christian.

[-] SamB@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

I mean, I do have a neighbor that does rev his bike under my bedroom window and listens to loud music a lot. It kind of gets you at some point.

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[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago

This is EXACTLY why I will never be part of a HOA.

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[-] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago

How is it the neighbors fault that you’re in the first neighborhood to get google fiber

[-] Kirp123@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago

They ruined her lawn.

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago

All the trees leafs falled into my lawn and know I need to rake it

All the ~~trees~~ tree's ~~leafs~~ leaves ~~falled~~ fell ~~into~~ onto my lawn and ~~know~~ now I need to rake it

That hurt to read. Please encourage your children and neighbors to learn how to read and write. You can't even blame autocorrect because neither leafs nor falled are words in English.

[-] Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Also, "i have to rake it". Do you though? What did the Earth do for the millions of years before we came along with our goddamned rakes? Just a global flood of leaves, I guess.

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[-] spacesatan@leminal.space 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Dumb top reply considering all of their complaints are about stuff that is not contained to the neighbors property, except the google fiber thing which is just bizarre.

As soon as you're making other people smell or hear something you're making it their business.

All noise pollution defenders deserve to never hear their own choice of music without someone else's bassline cutting through it.

[-] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

Those are indeed asshole neighbours. You're posting it because you think she's wrong?

Buying a sports car to be noisy with it is drug dealer behaviour

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[-] stickyprimer@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

I hate people who consider trees nothing but problems. Such people should be cut down.

[-] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 week ago

I hate air pollution and second hand smoking so I'm on Karen's side of this. Smoking affects people around you as well.

[-] jellygoose@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 week ago
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[-] aesthelete@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago
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[-] _stranger_@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

Did FromSoft make this person? They sound like the origin story for a ghost made out of hate.

[-] skhayfa@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

Why are they happy? It should be forbidden, everyone needs to be more miserable than me!

[-] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 weeks ago

I would hope the 911 dispatcher either hung up on her or ripped into her for trying to waste emergency resources on petty bullshit. Isn’t that a charge?

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[-] RBWells@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

It's funny I was just talking to my oldest, who said "I never feel more like a middle aged Karen than when I have to call the non emergency police line about something going on" and I said "I don't know how I didn't manage to raise you with a healthy fear of the police. I have called them once only."

I remember what I called them about, too. The police helicopter was circling and circling and the baby (same one who is the woman in the comment above) kept crying because she couldn't sleep, I called 911, asked for the non emergency #, called and asked what the heck was going on, told them if they were chasing someone they had lost them. They put me on hold then came back and said it was training! I told them it had been hours and my kid couldn't sleep. It did end soon after (probably nothing to do with my call) and hopefully at least let them know it was problematic.

[-] ductTapedWindow@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 week ago

This is a bit past the topic at hand but people who are part of an HOA should be hanged. Change my mind.

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[-] Holyginz@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

How about instead of bitching online and wanting to try to get their neighbor in trouble, Karen grows a pair and goes and has a civil conversation with the neighbor. If they are as friendly as stated, that would be the adult thing to do.

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[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

I'm in this group. That was unexpected.

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[-] Drusas@fedia.io 6 points 2 weeks ago

I started looking at Nextdoor recently and some of the people are just wild.

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