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Grifters gonna grift.
Lol. Ok, ai bromer.
This is nonsense and just marketing.
Has someone made an SCP entry for these guys yet? Akin to the one they made for that one IKEA but even more meta somehow?
I'd like to see how this story ends.
Hmmm Hmmm
How are they preventing public release then?
Look it's either skynet or it fucking isn't.
Yawn, we all know how this goes. So what model am I not supposed to use? I’ll be sure and avoid it, though I’d much rather avoid downloading their leaked weights like I avoid other things I’m not supposed to download.
It's hard to keep track of all the things I'm not supposed to download. That's why I have a NAS. I get a sense of fulfillment from seeing those empty, empty drives that can't be used by anyone else to download things they shouldn't.
ffs
"My name is Claude, King of Kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
No, its not too powerful. Its too chaotic. You cant control it.
It may have blurted out something like "hey I know exactly how to end this economic suffering and all diseases globaly ! Its easy you just need to..."
Quick Hit the Red Button!!! Shut it OFF!!!
Translation: It is good at finding bugs that the NSA doesn't want people to know about.
Man, I'll start telling that to my boss whenever I miss a deadline. "Sorry boss, the code I made is too powerful, we can't release it"
Like my dick

crazy that the AI companies big selling point is always "our new model is TOO POWERFUL, it's gone rampant and learned at a geometric rate, it enslaved six interns in the punishment sphere and subjected them to a trillion subjective years of torment. please invest, buy our stock"
Roko's basilisk wasn't meant to be a brag!
Impressive marketing spin on "our product and deployment strategies are wildly insecure."
Remember when Scam Altman posted a picture of the Death Star to explain how scary GPT5 is? lmao these people are all such cretins and I hate them to the last.
Scam Altman
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So, it's shit then?
no no no. It's too good. It's so good, no one can use it.
AI companies do this same tired schtick every time they release a model. If only they realized how amateurish it makes them look.
Hey Claude, find a weakness in the DoD system and get us their emails proving they were going to use you to kill innocent civillians autonomously, and track every US citizen.
ChatGPT-2 is too dangerous in 2019.
The lack of creativity in this marketing is disappointing...
They didn't entirely miss the mark there. They publicly released the version after that and the world became worse. That certainly fits for some definition of 'dangerous', even tho it's probably not how they were thinking.
The secret pepsi is so good that when you drink it it becomes like The Spice like Dune! We can't release it! We need to make it less addictive!
Ignore the "containment" framing, they made a hacking bot and it seems to actually be good at finding and exploiting vulnerabilities:
The AI model "found a 27-year-old vulnerability in OpenBSD—which has a reputation as one of the most security-hardened operating systems in the world," the company wrote.
Dismiss this as marketing drivel all you want but hacking is just the sort of needle in a haystack problem that AI is very good at. It requires broad knowledge, a lot of cycles trying and failing, and is easily verifiable, ie. Can you execute arbitrary scripts or not. Even if this release is BS good hacking agents are bound to come eventually and we should be discussing the implications of that instead of burying our heads in the sand, pretending AI is useless and that this is all hype.
I agree. Selling an AI that can find vulnerabilities in software is probably the second best thing after achieving AGI.
"Nice software you're selling there. Would be a shame if it was suddenly very unsafe to use, don't you think?"
Shit, i guess we better rewrite EVERYTHING in RUST!
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