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[-] thezeesystem@piefed.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 months ago

This is offensive to someone somewhere probably. Not me though.

Corn

[-] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 months ago

ugh, cobs are just a phallus symbol. cut it out with the patriarchic symbols, everyone (/s)

[-] Haquer@lemmy.today 5 points 2 months ago
[-] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

~~wtf is her hand~~

nvm i thought the hand was anatomically incorrect for a moment

[-] ductTapedWindow@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago
[-] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 months ago

they GMO'd the corn so hard it grows an adjustable percentage of butter right on the cob, no need to butter the cob yourself

[-] thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

How much does a pirate pay for corn?

[-] shweddy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago
[-] Maxxus@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

Instructions unclear. Which end goes in?

[-] wifemademesignup@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Why is this a shit post? This is a quality post!

The white and yellow corn is the sweetest and in my opinion the best of the conmon corn types.

[-] The_v@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

It's called Bi-color corn. It's made by creating a hybrid between white and yellow corn inbreds. The seeds are all yellow. The resulting corn (F2 seeds) display a yellow:white ratio of 3:1.

The color has zero impact on flavor, texture or sweetness. It's all for visual impact.

[-] wifemademesignup@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Neat! Today I learnt...

[-] NannerBanner@literature.cafe 1 points 2 months ago

That comes out of your ass.

[-] prole 1 points 2 months ago

Enough with the cornographic content, this is a family instance

[-] RedAggroBest@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Is this a...

Post-shit-shitpost?

[-] Janx@piefed.social 1 points 2 months ago

Is it a... banana??

[-] miked@piefed.social 1 points 2 months ago

OP, where are you? Where is corn in season?

This better not be frozen corn.

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