[-] Hansae@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

No I've read extensively about how the DPRK works. I stand by what I said before I had the KGB man coming around to bash it with a heavy object.

And before you all start screeching lib I actually think China is leading the world currently and while a bit on the authoritarian side for my taste is clearly pioneering a superior system to the west in general.

[-] Hansae@lemmy.dbzer0.com 54 points 4 days ago

Babe wake up violets latest schizoposting spree has started.

[-] Hansae@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 days ago

Completely stopped picking them up : D side effects from generic concerta were horrendus, planning just to get speed pasts and self measure out a theraputic doss of stims.

[-] Hansae@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 4 days ago

Welp we're fucked

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How many of you use cash? (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 2 months ago by Hansae@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/askuk@feddit.uk

Generally just curious how often people on here in the UK tend to use it. Personally I use it 95% of the time due to privacy concerns, easier budgeting & wanting to maintain its use. Most people my age (early to mid 20s) seem to find the concept alien & I've noticed younger cashiers are absolutely garbage at calculating change mentally.

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Everything is relative (satwcomic.com)

"Norwegian hospitals are free though. I was just surprised the first time I learned Norwegians pay at all to visit the doctor because I assumed we had the same system."

Sauce: https://satwcomic.com/everything-is-relative

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submitted 3 months ago by Hansae@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/cars@lemmy.world

MOT (inspection) due soon needs some welding, hopefully wont be too ruinous. Some travellers im on good terms with have offered to do it so fingers crossed.

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Norway in Denmark (satwcomic.com)

"“It’s wonderful to be Norwegian in Denmark” is the slogan of a travel agency, that as the slogan suggests arrange vacations for Norwegians to Denmark. The TV commercials have become so infamous in Norway that it has spurred several versions of the slogan like “It’s wonderful to be Norwegian in Norway” and so on. Here is one of the adds with English subtitles http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GwfACf-vk4

At least three times a month I get notes from Norwegians pointing out how naughty the slogan sounds when you look at the countries as people, and when I got three this week I decided that it was time to put it in a comic. :XD:"

De er også flot til et blive Dansk i Norge!

Brun sauce: https://satwcomic.com/norway-in-denmark

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Party Crasher (satwcomic.com)

"Oh how often I have been asked by Estonians, “Where is Estonia? We’re a Nordic country too!”

Problem is, the other Nordics doesn’t think so. :XD:

I asked around what the stereotypes for the Baltic countries were, and the overall answer was, “Very depressed people who wear grey and live in grey houses”

Estonia have a good relationship with Finland, which is why he doesn’t hide, but he doesn’t consider her a Nordic either which is why he doesn’t let her in. The Finland’ish hat is because Estonians are seen as being very much like Finns by the other Baltics."

Potato sauce: https://satwcomic.com/party-crasher

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METAL (satwcomic.com)

"Originally it was just about music and Sweden was dressed up for pop, but it then turned into a comic about the famous Scandinavian metal scene.

Norway, Sweden and Finland are known for metal, while Denmark is better known for rock.

Iceland is of course dressed up as Björk. :XD:

Oh, and Finland has that weird reddish skin-colour because a lot of the Finnish metal and rock bands I’ve seen are painted in some way."

Beetroot sauce: https://satwcomic.com/metal

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Zombie Zoo (satwcomic.com)

"Children are considered pretty sturdy up here in the North.

During the whole giraffe debate my Faroese housemate was like "I don't see why people are so offended by children seeing an anatomy lesson. On the Faroe Islands school children are shown how to kill a sheep""

Carrot sauce: https://satwcomic.com/zombie-zoo

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Wish you were here (satwcomic.com)

"Don’t ask me why Sweden and Denmark are on vacation together. They’re probably visiting some convention or something. Most likely the worst vacation ever for both of them. :XD:

Postcard closeup: satwcomic.com/postcard"

Fish sauce: https://satwcomic.com/wish-you-were-here

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"Still not over the American woman who was super surprised to see so many men walking around with strollers and generally looking after their children alone during her travels through the Nordic countries."

Bolognese sauce: https://satwcomic.com/the-implication-of-that

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Funny Movie (satwcomic.com)

If someone ever asks you if you would like to see a Swedish, Norwegian, Danish, Icelandic, Finnish or Russian comedy then...well, I won’t say “Run for your life!!” but I will say “Be careful”.

Movies in the north loves to deal with serious issues like death, drugs, alcohol and other fun stuff, and even most of our comedies will leave you with a feeling that the world is a horrible place.

You think I’m exaggerating? Fine, but don’t say I didn’t warn you when you sit in the dark, crying.

A nice example is this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XE4ZBcK01HU It’s considered one of the funniest scenes in the movie. He doesn’t like that the cow is looking at him. And punching woman is funny too http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2WrE7SKmK4

Worcestershire sauce: https://satwcomic.com/funny-movie

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Dracula (satwcomic.com)

Dracula. The vampire comes from Transylvania in Romania, Van Helsing comes from the Netherlands, and the story takes place in England. :D

They’re quoting the movie from 1992

El saucea: https://satwcomic.com/dracula

[-] Hansae@lemmy.dbzer0.com 57 points 4 months ago

Also Beep, please stfu.

[-] Hansae@lemmy.dbzer0.com 58 points 11 months ago

Had the same in gymnasium, eventually got it overturned via bitching about it. Notes wouldnt even show up on their webapp : /

[-] Hansae@lemmy.dbzer0.com 76 points 11 months ago
[-] Hansae@lemmy.dbzer0.com 58 points 11 months ago

Sounds like the guy running a nazi bar might in fact be fitting in with his clientele a bit too well.

[-] Hansae@lemmy.dbzer0.com 63 points 1 year ago

No gods no masters in the streets, oh god master yes master in the sheets.

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