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[-] S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 days ago

If he dies facing no consequences for his actions that would be sad...

[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago

I'd be okay with it. The dying part is what matters.

[-] ThunderQueen@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

I mean, he def deserves to die. But we all know that wouldnt solve the problems... right??

[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

Right, although it would create problems for the cult. Either way, it would be a good thing.

[-] Someone8765210932@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

He will sadly not face any consequences either way (unless hell is real). So hoping that MAGAts will tear themselves apart after his death is our only option.

[-] pleaseletmein@lemmy.zip 293 points 3 days ago

I’m so nervous, what if he’s okay?

[-] Ulvain@sh.itjust.works 43 points 3 days ago
[-] YouTalkinToMe@lemmy.wtf 8 points 2 days ago

I'm suspicious about people that die with Easter. They might come back.

[-] P1k1e@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Oh man, that would be some solid proof God is a huge dick

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[-] flop_leash_973@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

If I had that much red in the whites of my eyes, I'd be at the hospital as well.

[-] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 27 points 3 days ago

He is definitely NOT fine.

Either he's dead and he did NOT write this or he's completely lost his mind.

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 164 points 3 days ago

I'm at Walter Reed feeling fine thanks everyone.

[-] green_goglin@thelemmy.club 69 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)
[-] merc@sh.itjust.works 32 points 3 days ago

I dunno, my interest in this subject has been very high for years and years.

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[-] Zink@programming.dev 36 points 3 days ago

Given the quality of this timeline I expect something superficially exciting will happen, and then President Vance will call for a time of unification and healing, and of respect for the separation of powers. After ending the war he disbands ICE and starts rolling back some of the most bigoted trump shit while keeping his "race: political" wife front and center. He does all that opportunistic shit to build his wholesome public image, and it works with many people who barely pay attention or just want things to look normal.

And then in the background the transfer of wealth continues to accelerate in the wrong direction while the surveillance state grows unchecked and the Supreme Court helps it along as planned.

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[-] Naich@piefed.world 138 points 3 days ago
[-] Delascas@feddit.uk 47 points 3 days ago

1,000 times this. Rot in hell.

[-] Zephorah@discuss.online 86 points 3 days ago

I had guessed by Christmas. He looks terrible. Cankles like that happen when your heart and/or kidneys are in failure. He also acts like a man with stroke defecits. In addition to all the signs of Alzheimer’s, which, unlike dementia, is an additional physical degradation of the brain that can kill you.

If he’s on dialysis, skipping dialysis can easily kill you. Potassium alone can do it. Skip, potassium rises, maybe to 6+, heart attack. The meds that remove that fluid and reduce the size of cankles rely on the kidneys and can damage the kidneys.

Even so. Do not believe for a single second that any of this improves under President Theil, er, Vance.

[-] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 34 points 3 days ago

Exactly.

As weird as it is to say, Trumps unpredictability, irrationality, and penchant for reacting without thinking, have probably mitigated more damage than its caused.

When you get Vance in there, Who is capable of self control, who has the pressure of the money masters on him to do X.. I think things would genuinely get much worse under him. Especially since he'd also be struggling to reign in control of the cult of trump and direct them usefully.. Possibly by declaring that liberals were responsible for Trumps death, and inciting extreme violence as a result to distract from his own weakness.

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[-] neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 19 points 3 days ago

What it does is fragment their base. Hopefully beyond repair. Vance is not well liked by literally anyone right now. Only the billionaire class.

Trumps base thinks vance is a poser.

He will try to do some evil theil shit, but he will have little to no support.

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[-] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago

It's cool, MAGAs. Dear Leader has gone to live on a big farm, where he can run and play with a lot of other fascist despots.

[-] CircaV@lemmy.ca 61 points 3 days ago
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[-] Corporal_Punishment@feddit.uk 36 points 3 days ago

I'm amazed the fat cunt has survived this long. He's literally been rotting for months but like a really stubborn nugget of shit in my bum hairs, he still managed to cling on.

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[-] TheLastOfHisName@lemmy.world 49 points 3 days ago
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[-] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 19 points 3 days ago

I mean...it's only a matter of time. The clock runs out on everyone sooner or later...even trump.

[-] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 days ago

May he suffer horribly on the way out.

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[-] FlexibleToast@lemmy.world 45 points 3 days ago

It would be the most popular thing he ever did.

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[-] cronenthal@discuss.tchncs.de 59 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

So he'll be replaced with Vance? Not exactly something to look forward to, either.

[-] Ariselas@piefed.ca 64 points 3 days ago

will anyone follow Vance though? That's a chance I'd be willing to take

[-] IchNichtenLichten@lemmy.wtf 48 points 3 days ago

I've never really understood the attraction Pedolf has, he's always been a vapid moron to me. Vance though? There's no way he can hold this coalition of the worst of humanity together.

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[-] Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 34 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

God I hate these comments.

Do people really not understand the power Trump has over the narcissists that believe in him? You folks really think he's "just a symptom" and not an engine? Goddamn...No one thinks everything will magically be fine when he dies, he's made evident that the country is in need of fundamental repair, but for fuck's sakes.... How do some of you still not understand the singular force for evil that he's been for decades?

Vance wouldn't be much better, but he would certainly be less chaotic and ffs can you not let us be happy if Trump is dead? Let us have this one fucking thing after 10 years without pissing all over it. Fuck.

"Sure Hitler's dead, but" shut the fuck up

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[-] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 39 points 3 days ago

"What if Trump dies on my birthday?" -literally my girlfriend this morning

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[-] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org 25 points 3 days ago

Chances on them wanting to further the "Trump as the second coming of Christ" lore and resurrect him in three days?

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[-] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 48 points 3 days ago
[-] Murse@slrpnk.net 24 points 3 days ago

Shouldn't there be two guys behind Mitch's corpse, too?

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[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world 35 points 3 days ago
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[-] GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago

I hope he dies, please please please let this be an Easter miracle. I will start believing in god if he dies today after my prayer.

[-] Dettweiler42@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 3 days ago

The only sadness over him dropping dead will be the lack of justice for his many sexual assault victims.

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[-] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 24 points 3 days ago

Please die, that would be the best Easter ever!

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 43 points 3 days ago

Dear Lord Jesus, it's been many years since I prayed. Give me this one thing and we can work something out. Over and out.

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[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 32 points 3 days ago

Just another bruise on the hand for his infusion of essence of youth distilled from Epstein island victims. People are saying.

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[-] dhork@lemmy.world 37 points 3 days ago

I'm surprised they didn't start the rumor yesterday , then when he came back tomorrow it would feed in to his Messiah complex

[-] itisileclerk@lemmy.world 31 points 3 days ago

Is he dead yet? Is he dead yet? Is he dead yet?

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[-] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 36 points 3 days ago
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[-] asg101 25 points 3 days ago

Thoughts and prayers... for the clots and aneurysms.

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[-] zigzag@lemmus.org 33 points 3 days ago

The White House also issued what is known as a 'lid' on Saturday, a notification to the press pool indicating the president would not be making any public appearances for the remainder of the day. Krassenstein noted that a lid at 11 am was unusual for Trump, adding that the president had not travelled to Mar-a-Lago as he typically does at weekends. A separate, unverified post on Bluesky from an anonymous user claimed that a major road near the hospital had been blocked off and that an emergency meeting was underway at the White House. Neither claim has been independently verified.

[-] VampirePenguin@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

They'll just replace him with an AI fake powered by Grok and gaslight us into believing it is the real Trump. Everyone will go along with it because of course they will.

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