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[-] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 days ago

Knowing my luck I'd end up in the Torment Nexus dimension. Think I'll pass.

[-] SharkWeek 18 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I'd make that decision on a portal-by-portal basis, personally

[-] AoxoMoxoA@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

1000% . Alien space ship too , let's get the fuck outa here , I'll tell ya all about the place just hit the gas before they start shooting

[-] shani66@ani.social 11 points 3 days ago

If someone went through all the trouble of making a portal it's gotta go somewhere worth it

[-] mech@feddit.org 4 points 2 days ago

For them, not necessarily for you.

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 5 points 2 days ago

"A portal to the blender dimension? That's the oldest trick in the book!"

[-] Mothra@mander.xyz 8 points 2 days ago

I never considered this possibility in my life, but after reading this post I realize I should also step into it

[-] Sunschein@piefed.social 6 points 2 days ago

"Well, obviously, you don't have kids," was legitimately my first reaction.

[-] GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago
[-] LadyMeow 11 points 2 days ago

No you toss a kid in first to test

[-] Sunschein@piefed.social 5 points 2 days ago

Now you're thinking with portals.

[-] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago

here it is folks, clear evidence that kids hold you back in life

[-] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

A portal to the blender dimension?!

[-] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Daniel Jackson has entered the chat

Hey

[-] webp@mander.xyz 6 points 3 days ago

I'd ride the Infinity Train until things calm down

[-] Kojichan@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Ad long as it's not a red Moon gate, blur is good. Blue Moon Gate.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 3 points 2 days ago

Not if it looked private or something, I would try to ask first.

Then again it's hard to resist if it smells like sweet sulphur or if you can see any dangling tentacle-like bits poking out of it.

[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 days ago

That wall over there is a portal.

[-] stray@pawb.social 1 points 2 days ago

It doesn't do anything if you're not in the caster's party. :/

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