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Im pan so anyone can apply
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Credit: Definitely not the YMCA
You misunderstand, if you have sex you will stop being horny (at least for a short time).
Infinite edging, that's the game.
Tantric -> edging -> gooning -> ???? -> profit?
Oldest profit in the world
It's also good with God since finishing is what angers them. It probably doesn't matter how many people are involved either so long as no one finishes.
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Yeah those non-horny 5 minutes post sex really give you a chance to think. Too bad I'm too tired to make use of it
I'm always horny.
I think even the prudes are starting to see what a tragedy the demise of Lemnynsfw was, what with the horniness no longer being contained somewhere that they avoid 😄
Oohhh, that makes a lot of sense. It's like a don't horny open inside chain of events. Poor lil fellers.
The worst part, imo, is that the NSFW memes community on that instance was starting to gain a little traction after I put in some real effect to post there consistently. Then poof it was gone.
Then the Discord that I also did a similar thing for that gave me another source of not just porn memes but adult/dark memes in general just closed all of its NSFW channels because they want to grow their server without incurring restrictions due to 18+ content.
At this rate I’ll only have memes about Linux CLI, fortenight, Roblox and whatever else is deemed safe for 10 year olds.
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What happened to It?
The only guy with access to the server suddenly disappeared off the face of Lemmy and after a month or two (afair. Might be a shorter or longer period), it stopped working and thus the instance did too.
The admin of a replacement instance (the name of which escapes me) has since managed to contact the lemmynsfw admin and last I heard it's functional as an archive but permanently closed for new content.
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According to a study I just invented, an increase in horny posts leads to more hornyness and thus more horny posts. This grows exponentially until a meltdown happens and a so called "bean catastrophy" occurs.
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Flicking beans is back on the menu I guess
Beans are always on the menu in all their forms with Lemmy!
What do you mean “trend”? Blahaj Zone has been horny this whole time, y'all just aren’t keeping up!
Is everybody on Lemmy horny all the time?
There's about 5 people on Lemmy posting 90% of the content, 3 of them seem to be horny all the time and there's a non-zero chance they're all just one person with several alts who spends all their time online.
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Horny or Ace, no in-between.
🫣
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Lemmy is ovulating
Application:
I'm nearly at the fitness level I've always wanted to be at and just moved so I know nobody. Now I'm looking to break beds and take names with anything that consents and has a pulse.
Also I'm very detail oriented, great in high stress situations and work well in a team. HMU
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I can be really horny without help but you're welcome to participate
horny is why we exist, in general
@violet08@lemmy.world you seem to have done something to Lemmy
I'm not complaining tho, it's an improvement, there's not enough hornyposting in most places
Vio- oh. Wait, when did you spawn?
I don't need to have sex to be really horny.
Thank god, sexless puritanism has become a real epidemic, anything we can do to push back against it is a win.
Oh look, now you're hopping on the horny bandwagon?
Puh-leease, I've been horny since before you were born.
Ah Spring is in the air..and the drains apparently.
pick me! i practiced earlier being really horny uwu
You want anti-sex if your goal is to become more horny
GOONERS UNITE
I see we have another responsive desire type here Very well. Let's swap orgasms till one of us passes out
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