Thats your MO. Come in, shit all over everything, ruin people's lives, and leave. Please leave this plane of existence immediately.

If farting and leaving the room was a president 

America: I've had enough.

Iran: I didn't hear no bell.

They have no reason to start letting US ships through the strait and America has no ability to stop them.

Imagine if Iran had allied with ISIS, killed the US President and bombed several US schools, then a couple of weeks later Iran's leader goes "anyway, we are winding down this war. It is someone else's problem now."

That's not how war works.

Trump expects the world to go to war with Iran. What will actually happen is that the world will re-establish diplomacy with Iran and offer sanctions relief to end the blockade.

Without war reparations, American ships will forever be barred from sailing the strait, and Gulf states will likely start distancing themselves from the US and re-assess hosting American bases and troops.

Trump’s victory looks an awful lot like a strategic defeat that sees the US pull out of the Middle East and leave Iran in a more powerful position then before.

Comes in, shits the room and leaves.

Trump wont be happy when the "other nations" solve the problem by simply making deals with Iran

Retreating. The word he is looking for is ‘retreat’. Also known sometimes as ‘surrender’.

The servants will clean up the bed I shat.

Look at that, Trump is about to end another war. That's another FIFA peace prize right there.

Vietnam speedrun any%

It did achieve the intended distraction from Trump's Epstein issues quite well though, they've been off the press radar since this began.

Hey, if he pulls the military back out from the Middle East, he can take credit for ending another war that he obviously won single-handedly. Plus he can get another Nobel Prize......

I started the war, you all finish it! Thank you for your attention to the matter!

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If you're iran, what's stopping you from charging a toll for anyone using the strait?

Oh, you want your oil tanker to leave the gulf? That'll be one million dollars.

Make an exemption for oil traded in non-usd for maximum fun.

Didn't think TACO even applied to military action, learn something new every day I guess.

Operation Epstein's Fury ends when Israel says it ends. Which it won't. Even when it ends Israel will reach across the border regularly on some pretext or another.

This is just the president trying to get everyone else to help secure the straits for oil shipments, threatening to walk away.

"I messed this place up, hey you clean it up", classic college bully mentality

They can start all the wars they want, tell me aliens exist, send out checks, it doesn't matter. I'll never shut the fuck up about Epstein and these pedos.

America doesn't lose wars, it loses interest

So that means he is gonna attack Kharg Island, doesn't it? Or launch a ground invasion elsewhere in Iran?

He likes to do this stupid transparent 4D chess stuff to try and keep people off balance

Trump mulls all sorts of stuff. Invading Greenland and Canada come to mind, as do hamberders and cofefe.

This is not how wars work. Considering the nature of ICE, it would be easy for Iran to embed operatives within America, and no one would be able to tell the difference.

The American-Iranian war will drag on for at least a decade, even if open combat was ended today.

He's done what he wanted. Epstein is permanently out of the news.

He says other nations will have to guard and police the Strait of Hormuz as necessary, after his attacks on the country prompted Iran to target vessels in the crucial world shipping lane. 

Yeah that's why nobody wanted to touch this mess with a 10 ft pole.

1- Start a war

2- Lose it

3- Make others fight for you instead

4- ???

5- Profit (?)

If America pulls out, what would happen to Israel?

Would they continue? Can they take on Iran alone and bring the regime change they keep promising?

Would the US just give them guns and ammunition to continue?

We know that if Israel wanted to take Iran solo, they would have already done that. This might blow up in Bibi’s face.

Even if the US retreats I hope Iran keeps that strait closed and eventually collapses all those gulf pedo-slave states.

There has to be a price for collaborating with Americans and Israelis. If you want oil and be a US ally then you'll have to rely on the US to share it's own oil with you.

Yeah, quitting and going away is the best he can do. If he does that, other countries will work down some way to fix things.

And at the same time he deployed a fuck load more marines to Karg.

You break it, you buy it, loser