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[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 47 points 2 weeks ago

Anyone that's ever had a stalker or crazy-ex kniws that the one with hearts is the real threat. The bottom one is just metal and cool.

[-] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Haven't had to remember it for awhile. But the freakiest shit I ever got was a stuffed wolf that howled and a flowery note with hearts that said "You'll be mine" left in my mailbox.

At first I thought it was from my girlfriend at the time. I found out it wasn't her, and she was disturbed by it. To this day I still don't know who left it for me. I had some suspicions, but that was like 20+ and I'll never find out now.

Anyhow came rolling back into my memory banks and gave me a chill.

[-] ttyybb@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

What do you even do there?

[-] Fmstrat@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Instructions unclear. Pet wolf, change name to Mine.

[-] sbv@sh.itjust.works 30 points 2 weeks ago

It took a few listens for me to realize how creepy Every Breath You Take is.

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

A lot of older songs are super creepy by our modern standards.

[-] lvxferre@mander.xyz 16 points 2 weeks ago

That one was made to be creepy. Sting (who wrote it) once said to the BBC that “the song is very, very sinister and ugly. And people have actually misinterpreted it as being a gentle little love song, when it’s quite the opposite.” and that “I didn’t realise at the time how sinister it is. I think I was thinking of Big Brother, of surveillance and control.”

[-] kungfuratte@feddit.org 2 points 2 weeks ago

Have some fun with The Beatles' "Run For Your Life" … https://genius.com/The-beatles-run-for-your-life-lyrics 😱

[-] random_character_a@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

So every email in comic sans. Got it.

[-] Cevilia 1 points 2 weeks ago

I was just thinking Comic Sans...

[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago
[-] gergolippai@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

DLSS off ; DLSS on

[-] Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 weeks ago

My doctor's handwriting when writing a romantic note:

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

The former is scary too, it's just scary in a "why will you not take no for an answer‽" way

[-] lvxferre@mander.xyz 3 points 2 weeks ago

Yandere: "por que no los dos?"

[-] prole 3 points 2 weeks ago

Meet me in Montauk

[-] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

I'm not following how those heart placements are worked into the font. They appear kind of random.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

I don't think they're font. I think they're frill (my autocarrot kept insisting frijol, which means bean. Is my keyboard a shitposter?)

[-] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Yes, I know. I was pointing out that it's not a 1:1 comparison.

[-] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago

At least it is not comic sans

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