Anyone that's ever had a stalker or crazy-ex kniws that the one with hearts is the real threat. The bottom one is just metal and cool.
Haven't had to remember it for awhile. But the freakiest shit I ever got was a stuffed wolf that howled and a flowery note with hearts that said "You'll be mine" left in my mailbox.
At first I thought it was from my girlfriend at the time. I found out it wasn't her, and she was disturbed by it. To this day I still don't know who left it for me. I had some suspicions, but that was like 20+ and I'll never find out now.
Anyhow came rolling back into my memory banks and gave me a chill.
What do you even do there?
Instructions unclear. Pet wolf, change name to Mine.
It took a few listens for me to realize how creepy Every Breath You Take is.
A lot of older songs are super creepy by our modern standards.
That one was made to be creepy. Sting (who wrote it) once said to the BBC that “the song is very, very sinister and ugly. And people have actually misinterpreted it as being a gentle little love song, when it’s quite the opposite.” and that “I didn’t realise at the time how sinister it is. I think I was thinking of Big Brother, of surveillance and control.”
Have some fun with The Beatles' "Run For Your Life" … https://genius.com/The-beatles-run-for-your-life-lyrics 😱
So every email in comic sans. Got it.
I was just thinking Comic Sans...

DLSS off ; DLSS on
My doctor's handwriting when writing a romantic note:
The former is scary too, it's just scary in a "why will you not take no for an answer‽" way
Yandere: "por que no los dos?"
Meet me in Montauk
I'm not following how those heart placements are worked into the font. They appear kind of random.
I don't think they're font. I think they're frill (my autocarrot kept insisting frijol, which means bean. Is my keyboard a shitposter?)
Yes, I know. I was pointing out that it's not a 1:1 comparison.
At least it is not comic sans


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