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Some things never change (suppo.fi)
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[-] Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca 61 points 3 weeks ago

To be fair, you can be surrounded by what, like 8 people at one time? So even if they got 1 good stab in each, guy #24 is on the third rotation if they're being polite about it.

Now imagine being the 60th guy and Caesar's been dead for 8 minutes already and you're expected to shuffle through the crowd to find a yet unstabbed region to sink your knife to complete the agreement.

[-] 5715@feddit.org 19 points 3 weeks ago

This would've been a great Mythbusters plot.

[-] spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I guess by guy 60, you get to be creative about your stabbing?

"Torso: done; arms, legs, neck: also done. Hmm, maybe groin? Nah, too obvious. Feet? Too kinky. Right in the right buttock. That's the one worth being remembered for"

[-] fartographer@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Gadaffi remembers...

[-] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 5 points 3 weeks ago

“Holy shit Rufus, did you just stab a dead man in the ass?!?”

“It was the only good spot left!”

[-] merde@sh.itjust.works 30 points 3 weeks ago

or maybe they just thought that it was no longer necessary to keep stabbing an already dead emperor?

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 3 weeks ago

Quitters!

[-] njm1314@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Not an emperor actually.

[-] merde@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 weeks ago

yes, indeed, not am emperor. thanks for the correction.

He consolidated power and proclaimed himself dictator for life in 44 BC, which contributed to the political conditions that led to the collapse of the Roman Republic and the emergence of the Roman Empire.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julius_Caesar

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

everyone wants to stab his butthole. once it's stabbed, what's good left to stab?

[-] gilindoeslemmy@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Plausible deniability.

Were YOU one of the 23 stabbers?

Who, me?

[-] D_C@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago

"Who did?"
"No idea, I had a sneezing fit and then there was a lot of commotion, a right noisy hullabaloo, and when I stopped he was dead. Complete mystery."

[-] 5715@feddit.org 4 points 3 weeks ago

You not, Brutus?

[-] derry@midwest.social 3 points 3 weeks ago

Futurama robot practicing a stabbing motion Fry standing next to it in a dark closet

[-] dandelion 1 points 3 weeks ago

this meme is 3 days late, and I can't tell if that's a meta-level joke or not

[-] random_character_a@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Everybody remembers only that one guy.

[-] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 2 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah! Steve!

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