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[-] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org 126 points 5 days ago

Gender affirming care for cis people seems to be accepted way more easily.

[-] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 32 points 5 days ago

Hahahahahaja

No, no, this isn't "accepted", she has money.

[-] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 57 points 4 days ago

I mean, it accepted in the sense that entire governments aren't trying to forbid her from using public bathrooms over it.

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[-] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Gender affirming care for ultra-rich.

Fixed that for you.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 39 points 4 days ago
[-] Mothra@mander.xyz 49 points 5 days ago

Ok I didn't know this lady even existed, and I don't know if I want to search what makes her renowned other than her surgery

[-] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 5 days ago

She's a British TV "personality" and former WAG

So yeah, nowt flash

[-] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 days ago
[-] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago

Wives and Girlfriends - It just means women who date footballers

[-] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 days ago

Ah like that character in Ted Lasso

just read the title, she put a squeaker in the vagina

[-] Lawnman23@piefed.social 10 points 5 days ago

Does it make her vag go “whoo whoo!”?

I want a vagina that plays the DuckTales theme song

[-] Mac@mander.xyz 6 points 4 days ago

I want a vagina that plays the intro to Toto's Africa when i spready my legs.

hopefully medical science figures it out. meanwhile, how hard would be to make wireless earbuds into piercings so your vagina can have music. Subwoofer buttplug recommended

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[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 40 points 5 days ago

And they say journalism is dead

[-] Omnipitaph@reddthat.com 9 points 4 days ago

That doesn't make any sense. Tightness comes from the strength of the muscles. Anyone can do kegels, why the fuck did she get surgery? Did she just make it harder to get in? I have so many questions, and I do NOT want a SINGLE answer.

[-] eestileib 4 points 3 days ago

Yeah I dated a girl once and knew she was getting close because she would stop being able to focus and the feel would change completely.

It was hot as fuck, felt like she was actually melting.

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 36 points 5 days ago
[-] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 17 points 5 days ago
[-] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 9 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Needs a subsidiary/another spinoff

Also ... wiki/Low_Cocklaw ... ?

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[-] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago
[-] TheKracken@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago
[-] doopen@lemmy.world 24 points 5 days ago

I didn't know you could actually reupholster a pussy

[-] Codpiece@feddit.uk 22 points 5 days ago

Are you sure it just doesn’t need oiling?

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[-] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 5 days ago

"you could sharpen a pencil with this bad boy"

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

So what'd she do with the old one? Asking for a friend.

[-] tio_bira@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago
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[-] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 19 points 5 days ago

Well good for her, this is much better than those news articles where it's just "Rhianna wears a dress"

[-] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 11 points 5 days ago

right like at least she put in the actual conscious effort to say something shocking

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 7 points 5 days ago

Hey, I can see her being genuinely happy about this and wanting to share with everyone. If I did something that made sex 10x better I'd probably be excited about it too.

[-] Sunsofold@lemmings.world 3 points 3 days ago

What's that squeaking?

It's a bird!

It's a rocking chair!

No, it's....

*bah BAbah BABAAAAAH*

[-] tangonov@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 days ago

Of course her name is Cundy

[-] tomiant@piefed.social 2 points 3 days ago

Incidentally you squeak when you talk too so you both squeak the talk and squeak the walk.

[-] dumbass@piefed.social 7 points 5 days ago
[-] Marthirial@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

I don't know who this person is but now I will be able to identify her in public.

[-] FarraigePlaisteach@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

By the sound

[-] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 5 points 5 days ago

That face still needs work tho.

[-] Lux 5 points 4 days ago

That's not very nice

With a face like that, the only thing she's enjoying sex with is made of plastic.

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