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Looking for vibe coder with vibe management skills (lemmy.ml)

submitted 2 months ago by cm0002@lemmings.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[-] meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 185 points 2 months ago

"You must be able to read code faster than you write it, spotting hallucinations, security vulnerabilities, and logic errors instantly."

I've seldomly come across a more delusional statement...

[-] AlphaOmega@lemmy.world 48 points 2 months ago

I just spotted the first logic error.

[-] exu@feditown.com 36 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Reading: yes
Comprehending: no

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[-] bestboyfriendintheworld@sh.itjust.works 30 points 2 months ago

This is written like an AI prompt.

[-] StellarSt0rm@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I think the text is AI generated, "you will not just be writing code; you will be orchestrating it", literally "its not x - its y" but written a little differently.

Edit: Forgot the "just" in the quote

[-] luciferofastora@feddit.org 6 points 2 months ago

Remember to tell it not to put any bugs in its output! That's sure to help.

[-] bestboyfriendintheworld@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

It does help weirdly enough. At least I think so.

[-] Avicenna@programming.dev 27 points 2 months ago

"You don't need to know how to code but you must be able to spot code bugs at the speed of thought"

[-] RamRabbit@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Understanding the intricacies of someone else's code takes longer than writing code yourself. Good luck to this company!

[-] Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone 89 points 2 months ago

As a cybersecurity researcher, I see this as an absolute win.

[-] rockSlayer 59 points 2 months ago

Vibe coding will secure your job for years to come. Congrats on the job security

[-] Whelks_chance@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago

Strongly reconsidering respecing my career into this. But there's a risk it'll just become "some junior with Dunning Kruger vibe coded this shite, now you have to fix it"

[-] psud@aussie.zone 2 points 2 months ago

If you were assessing a company you would give them your report at the end and leave. It's their problem to fix it

[-] nailingjello@piefed.zip 5 points 2 months ago

Success is the only possible outcome.

[-] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 36 points 2 months ago

This is some State-of-the-art (SOTA) bullshit right here.

[-] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Some SOTA bullshit!

[-] chocrates@piefed.world 21 points 2 months ago

We are all in on AI at work finally. I want to keep my job so I guess I have to stop being a Luddite.

I am mortgaging my career though. Letting AI do the work saps my problem solving skills and I lose what I have spent my whole career building.

[-] definitemaybe@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 months ago

Oh, I very much doubt it. AI just introduces lots of new kinds of problems to solve.

[-] drre@feddit.org 16 points 2 months ago

Name and shame them. Who are they? just that we can about their "services"

[-] drre@feddit.org 19 points 2 months ago

found the add. company is called nnamu.

career menu links to this

https://beroe-inc.jobs.personio.de/job/2540486

[-] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 months ago

32 hours over 4 days and 24 days paid vacation. It’s an hour less than my job I might do it.

[-] entwine@programming.dev 4 points 2 months ago

Apply, get the job, then just have an AI agent do all the work for you

[-] frischkaesbagett@feddit.org 1 points 2 months ago

It is required to mention your LinkedIn account for applying.

[-] fubarx@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

Minimum 15 years of experience.

[-] aaaaaaaaargh@feddit.org 14 points 2 months ago

Act as the rigorous gatekeeper for AIgenerated code.

Well, in a way I'm already doing this.

[-] melfie@lemy.lol 11 points 2 months ago

vibe management skills

🤣

[-] orenj@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 2 months ago

"vibe" coding? "vibe" management? Hows about you go stick a "vibe"rator up your ass

[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

I'll give it a shot, but I must be able to use my laptop to vibe-interview.

[-] savvywolf@pawb.social 8 points 2 months ago

Vibe management? Is that what they mean by "edge" computing?

[-] Hupf@feddit.org 3 points 2 months ago

Don't mind me, boss - I'm just vibin' on the edge.

[-] reabsorbthelight@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

It's amazing to me because half of this vibe coded shit is just regurgitated open source code. You can literally just install an open source tool and it will do half of the work for you ... Or you can vive code a substantially worse copy of the open source project