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"You must be able to read code faster than you write it, spotting hallucinations, security vulnerabilities, and logic errors instantly."
I've seldomly come across a more delusional statement...
I just spotted the first logic error.
"You don't need to know how to code but you must be able to spot code bugs at the speed of thought"
Reading: yes
Comprehending: no
Edit: markdown line break
This is written like an AI prompt.
I think the text is AI generated, "you will not just be writing code; you will be orchestrating it", literally "its not x - its y" but written a little differently.
Edit: Forgot the "just" in the quote
Remember to tell it not to put any bugs in its output! That's sure to help.
It does help weirdly enough. At least I think so.
Understanding the intricacies of someone else's code takes longer than writing code yourself. Good luck to this company!
As a cybersecurity researcher, I see this as an absolute win.
Vibe coding will secure your job for years to come. Congrats on the job security
Strongly reconsidering respecing my career into this. But there's a risk it'll just become "some junior with Dunning Kruger vibe coded this shite, now you have to fix it"
If you were assessing a company you would give them your report at the end and leave. It's their problem to fix it
Success is the only possible outcome.
Reading that both made me dumber just by its existence and made me throw up a little in my mouth.
This is some State-of-the-art (SOTA) bullshit right here.
Some SOTA bullshit!
"vibe" coding? "vibe" management? Hows about you go stick a "vibe"rator up your ass
We are all in on AI at work finally. I want to keep my job so I guess I have to stop being a Luddite.
I am mortgaging my career though. Letting AI do the work saps my problem solving skills and I lose what I have spent my whole career building.
Oh, I very much doubt it. AI just introduces lots of new kinds of problems to solve.
It's amazing to me because half of this vibe coded shit is just regurgitated open source code. You can literally just install an open source tool and it will do half of the work for you ... Or you can vive code a substantially worse copy of the open source project
Name and shame them. Who are they? just that we can about their "services"
found the add. company is called nnamu.
career menu links to this
32 hours over 4 days and 24 days paid vacation. It’s an hour less than my job I might do it.
Apply, get the job, then just have an AI agent do all the work for you
It is required to mention your LinkedIn account for applying.
Act as the rigorous gatekeeper for AIgenerated code.
Well, in a way I'm already doing this.
Minimum 15 years of experience.
Vibe management? Is that what they mean by "edge" computing?
vibe management skills
🤣
I'll give it a shot, but I must be able to use my laptop to vibe-interview.
I wish the Internet never existed so I wouldn't have to see opinions like these
this post was submitted on 10 Mar 2026
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