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me like use nano. nano say how do thing. nano exit easy.

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[-] MehBlah@lemmy.world 184 points 2 months ago

The image is misleading. The brain sizes represent the amount of grey matter it takes to operate the editor. The nano guy has plenty of brain power left over for things like hygiene, breathing and basic reasoning.

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 35 points 2 months ago

vim guy, emacs guy look big brain. me brain smol. me bathe yesterday, thank you.

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[-] MoffKalast@lemmy.world 154 points 2 months ago

Vim users: "I feel bad for you"

Nano users: "I don't think about you at all"

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 65 points 2 months ago
[-] quips@slrpnk.net 38 points 2 months ago

Nano users have more important things to think about, saying this as an nvim user

[-] mcv@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 months ago

I think it's more likely the opposite.

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[-] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 62 points 2 months ago

I do appreciate this in nano. It helps me complete the new container config occasionally required to install vim.

[-] faintwhenfree@lemmus.org 40 points 2 months ago

I'm team nano, I'm not smart enough to use the other two and for whenever I need to open a text file in terminal only environment once every year I can remember how to navigate nano. So I'll keep using nano.

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[-] marcos@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Yes. It's newby-friendly, what is great for the time every 2 or 3 years that it opens in my face and there's no alternative editor installed.

Copy and paste are there too, but there's no reason to use them instead of the terminal buffer, so I can edit things in an editor I like. I just wish it made it easier to delete several lines at the same time.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[-] dogdeanafternoon@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 months ago

That’s racist

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[-] hedders@fedia.io 46 points 2 months ago

Never ceases to amaze me how people get so exercised over a text editor.

[-] pelya@lemmy.world 39 points 2 months ago

I remember the time when Linux jokes were about audio drivers and X11 config files, but audio has long been working out of the box, and X11 is already dead and cremated.

Even recompiling kernel now takes around five minutes instead of two hours, so that joke is irrelevant too.

So all we are left with is timeless discussion of which text editor is the best, and dumping on Windows.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago

This has been a lighthearted fake rivalry for as long as these text editors have existed.

[-] roundup5381@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

That's because we all know which is the obvious superior text editor.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago
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[-] rosco385@lemmy.wtf 43 points 2 months ago
[-] Bluewing@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

I can use Vim, it was the choice for years. But I actually like using nano because it's what I need and all I need.

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[-] fartsparkles@lemmy.world 41 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

micro enters the chat.

Static, portable binary with no dependencies.

Out of the box:

  • Syntax highlighting
  • Multi-line cursors like Sublime Text
  • Mouse support (works incredibly well)
  • Splits and tabs for working on multiple files
  • Diff gutter
  • Copy and paste with system clipboard
  • Cross-platform (runs basically on anything that Go does)
  • Sane key binds (ctrl-s, ctrl-c, ctrl-v, ctrl-z, ctrl-x, etc)
  • Terminal emulator
  • Plugin system to extend it
  • And much much more

I have nothing to do with the project but this binary is the absolute best. curl or wget to any host and away you go with effectively a Sublime Text / VSCode like in the terminal. It’s as simple as nano and as functional as a well configured and extended vim.

It’s baffling it’s not more well known and not installed by default on major distros.

[-] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 14 points 2 months ago

That’s not a text editor, that’s an IDE.

[-] fartsparkles@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago

And emacs is an operating system 😂

[-] ramasses@social.ozymandias.club 20 points 2 months ago
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[-] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

IMO it needs better LSP support and things like refactoring, smart auto completion, and go to definition for a range of languages to be considered an ide.

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[-] smh@slrpnk.net 35 points 2 months ago

I love nano. I used to do tech support for a Linux-based content management system (before SAaS take took off).. The customer sysadmins were sometimes whichever engineer was volun-told to do it, so competency varied wildly.

I helped mostly with installs. This might be the poor newbie sysadmin's first time on the command line. Nano was my go-to suggestion for editing config files--all the commands are right there! Much less intimidating than vi or emacs for a newbie.

Nano you can pick up in ten minutes and master in an afternoon. By that time you’re still reading the intro to vim or eMacs.

[-] cepelinas@sopuli.xyz 32 points 2 months ago

nano is just a text editor, I use it as a text editor, it has keybindings on screen by default, no need to config or memorise, why bother? (for text editing, not whatever people use vim or emacs for)

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[-] Cevilia 30 points 2 months ago

Fortunately, every computer comes equipped with an "exit editor" button. It's on the back, attached to the power supply unit. You just flick the switch. Exits every editor known to humanity. /j

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[-] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago

I use micro. It's 1000x better.

[-] sbeak@sopuli.xyz 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Today I learned about the existence of "milli" and "kilo", both of which are terminal-based text editors! Quite interesting. I wonder if there are any more SI unit prefix text editors...

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[-] kalpol@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 months ago

Pico...I'm going the wrong direction

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[-] Francislewwis@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago

Honestly nano is perfect for quick edits. Vim and Emacs are powerful, but sometimes you just want to open a config file, change one line, and exit without fighting the editor. 😄

[-] creation7758@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 months ago

This is what i use vim for. Vim doesn't necessarily have to be a full blown ide with 30 plugins

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[-] callyral@pawb.social 18 points 2 months ago
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[-] Grass@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 months ago

I used some distro with vim back in the day and I just kept using it. I lose my shit when I use something with just nano and my muscle memory tries to do a vim thing.

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[-] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 months ago

Some real talk.

Can we just include the 4 most popular text editors on basic systems??

Like i wanna scream when there isnt my text editor installed on a lightweight distro.

Vi Emacs Micro Nano

For context,

Debian ships with nano and vi Openwrt only ships with nano

Like cant we just include small editors. In a perfect world i would want neovim installed. But i understand its larger and has alot more dependency's.

So having VI isnt as good but im willing to be reasonable.

JUST INCLUDE VI

the reason i learned vim is because VI is installed by default on almost every distro.

Im tempted to try emacs tho

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[-] AlbatrossFanboy@programming.dev 13 points 2 months ago

I don't get why there's so much prejudice towards nano users in the Linux community, people act like nano is useless but it performs its job well, and it does it without being large or overly complicated.

[-] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 months ago

nano is usually built in. Adding another one is just redundant if all you're using it for is editing an occasional config file.

Honestly never understood the hate for it. Who cares? Petty, stupid, nerd-wars over little crap like a text editor is the reason average people don't even consider linux.

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[-] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Just use ed.

Ctrl+D. Easy.

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

bash: ed: command not found

WHERE GOD NOW?

[-] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 months ago

What sins have you committed on your system to remove ed?

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

fastfetch | grep ackage
Packages: 2530 (dpkg), 21 (flatpak)

me no remove package. me start with vanilla debian install. no need gui until me choose to install gui.

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[-] jeffep@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago
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[-] m33@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 months ago

Meanwhile in an alternate universe, two people argue about edit vs edlin… 😆

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[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

I first ran into nano when I gave Gentoo a try. I had to edit a few config files, so I ran vi... no vi. Emacs? No Emacs. Well, shit, what am I supposed to do? So I went back a bit and read more carefully, apparently there was a thing called nano.
So I ran that. Ew. It was a clone of an old DOS editor of all things. What kind of lunatic had ported that? Anyway I managed to do my edits with it, added normal editors to the system and was on my way.
It was also the last time I used it.

nano is the perfect editor for people who only use editors in the terminal, once in a while to edit a config file.

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[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

"I hated using it"
"But you have used it, yes?"

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[-] bilb@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 months ago

Linux text editor discourse has been baffling to me for decades now. I don't care which you use, and I care even less about why.

[-] rozodru@piefed.world 7 points 2 months ago

Nano or as I like to call it "The Sudo Editor"

[-] Rhaedas@fedia.io 6 points 2 months ago

I love how people fight over what's the better editor. I just use whatever makes sense for the time, and it's not always the same one. But if you're happy with just one of them and can make it work for you in any situation, then you do you. That's the point of Linux, or so I thought.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

I also use whatever makes sense at the time, and it's always nano.

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