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It's yallqidas holy war
They’re gonna kill a bunch more children so Jesus will come open up the gates of heaven for them. Not for the children, but for the murderers of children.
I swear I keep making this joke about "Jesus hates this one neat trick to bring the apocalypse!"
Like wtf is wrong with these fundamentalist assholes thinking they can force a massive bloody war to happen and that will somehow trick Jesus to come because they completed some checklist? Are they playing some kind of card game? "Ha! My conditions have been met, I force Jesus to the field! He casts Absolution! We all go to heaven and collect 23 virgins!"
...ffs
You don't have to deflect. Christianity gave us the Crusades and Zionism.
Yeehawdists in power
and who is going to wage war on the U.S. for the misguided religion overtaking it?
Themselves. Don't you see the masked goons running around in military gear and shooting up people on a whim?
Unlike your doomsday religion, which believes it is waging an apocalyptic war to immanentize the eschaton. 🤡
For anyone else who never heard the term before: In political theory and theology, to immanentize the eschaton is a generally pejorative phrase referring to attempts to bring about utopian conditions in the world, and to effectively create heaven on earth. Theologically, the belief is akin to postmillennialism as reflected in the Social Gospel of the 1880–1930 era, as well as Protestant reform movements during the Second Great Awakening in the 1830s and 1840s such as abolitionism
I love how the republican Jesus is okay with blowing up schools and hospitals and parents fishing parts of their children out of rubble, but somehow it’s their religion that’s misguided.
Yeah, I bet dads in Iran don’t even check in on their son’s pornhub search history. Fucking heathens.
Democrats did all that talk about how troops shouldn't follow "illegal orders," then are totally silent when these brave officers and enlisted follow blatantly illegal orders. But they don't want the president to lose that power for their dream blue maga presidential candidate.
All religions are misguided. People, in this situation, just use them as an excuse to kill each other.
Cthulhu is real and it hungers for you very much. Have you accepted Cthulhu into your dreams?
That's why the US administration is in war with the nation of US.
Yes, the United States' misguided religion is causing a lot of conflict.
Honestly, just change Iran to USA and Islam to Christianity and it still works, if not better.
If Trump was chosen by God, it's because God hates the United States and the world as a whole.
I cannot believe that was actually said by a United States representative, where it is and has been codified in the nations constitution, that freedom of religion is a right of the people via the first amendment. Freedom of religion means any religion, but also, freedom from religion.
to wit: The civil rights of none shall be abridged on account of religious belief or worship, nor shall any national religion be established, nor shall the full and equal rights of conscience be in any manner, or on any pretext, infringed.
In the United States, the 13th Amendment (1865) formally abolished slavery and involuntary servitude, except as punishment for a crime for which a person has been duly convicted. Because of this exception clause, forced labor can legally be imposed on incarcerated people within the prison system. Historically, after the amendment was ratified, some states used laws—such as “Black Codes” and vagrancy statutes—to arrest large numbers of people (especially formerly enslaved Black Americans) and then compel them to work through systems like convict leasing and chain gangs. Today, prison labor programs still exist in federal and state facilities, where incarcerated individuals may be required to work.
yeaaa, no one expected at all that a usonian politician would say something like this, they are so wholesome most of the time!11!1!!
I appreciated the ambiguity of the sentence.
Their misguided religion was maybe going to lead them to attack Isreal and the US someday, so Isreal and the US preemptively attacked them unprovoked instead, guided by our superior religions. The hypocrisy is completely lost on me, as well as the irony of, again, justifying their antagonism towards Isreal and the US in the first place for the umpteenth time.
Yeah... Probably nothing to do with the fact we've been fucking with them since we helped to overthrow their Shah...
It was the CIA who put the "Shah" into power in the 1953 coup. Before this Iran had a democratically elected prime minister who nationalised the country's oil, his name was Mohammad Mosaddegh. The USA have never been big fans of middle Eastern countries controlling their own oil.
Thank you for the correction!
No worries, it's hard to keep track of who America has screwed over and when.
Indeed. We're the baddies, Hans...
What the fuck
Release the Epstein Files
I am old enough to remember that after September 11, 2001 very similar things were said by all mass media. The didn't even update their rhetoric.
The only religion the ghouls in Washington believe in is pedophilia, capitalism and imperialism.
Which misguided religion is he referring to? Islam, Judaism, or Christianity? Or is he referring to all three?
this is poor writing, highly ambiguous, there's no way to tell from context which country "its" is supposed to refer to
edit for those apparently not getting it: there is, but only because we know he's a hypocrite
this post was submitted on 05 Mar 2026
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