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xkcd #3214: Electric Vehicles

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Now that I've finally gotten an electric vehicle, I'm never going back to an acoustic one.

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As an EV owner, I have recieved an interesting amount of reasons why people won't buy them:

  1. The autonomy is not real (so far it's been in my case and in any case, in italy, for how people drive, the declared consumptions are all fake because people here only drives by pressing the accelerator to the bottom)
  2. What if there's a blackout in the whole city and you can't charge your car? (The whole city, for a long time? I'd be worried about other stuff, but go on...)
  3. What if all the public plugs are occupied when you want to charge and you find yourself without battery to go to "ork tomorrow? (ALL OF THEM? At the same time? And why are you waiting to charge your car until it reaches 1% charge?)
  4. What if you come back from a long trip and have a 10% battery remaining and then you recieve an emergency call and have to leave immediately and you can't because the 50-60km you have in your battery are not enough to reach your destination? (I can get to a quick charge station and get 200km in 15mins or so? The world is not ending? And if it's THAT urgent then I should be calling an ambulance anyway, because I probably need one)
  5. I don't want an automatic car! I love changing my gear! (Thank fuck I got rid of the clutch and the gears... never been happier when I drive!)
  6. Ah... but the speed, the torque of a thermic sports car... (Dude, you can't afford a sports car, what the thell are you talking about? And even if I can't either and I have a pretty average EV, you should just press the accelerator of an EV to the bottom and see for yourself)
  7. But it's all about the feeling... the sound... (oh, I get it now... you want to "feel powerful" making everyone look at you and your noise making machine... yeah, I can't compete there, and I don't even want to anyway)
  8. But the electricity is made by burning fuel! (Most of it comes from green sources and, anyway, what the hell do you think your car run on? Water? Are you not very intelligent?)
  9. But the lithium comes from child labor!! (Says while casually using their iPhone, wearing clothes made in a third world country...)

After this, they usually proceed to make absurd claims like "I don't care, I just don't trust EVs.

[-] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 2 months ago

Another point to add for 9, all the EV parts can be recycled. The metal body is recycled in to new cars and battery components are also recycled in to new batteries.

Relevant technology connections video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtQ9nt2ZeGM

[-] blauergrashalm@feddit.org 19 points 2 months ago

My reason for not buying an EV: it's still a fucking car. Bit less shit, but still shit.

That should be Number 1 Reason to not buy an EV!

[-] Allero@lemmy.today 13 points 2 months ago

Agreed! EVs are certainly superior to ICE cars, but they're a band aid instead of a solution.

Bring back public transit!

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[-] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 11 points 2 months ago
  1. Blackout

Eh? What if there's a gas supply issue? Can't fuel up. I've experienced this after a natural disaster disrupted gas deliveries. Lines for blocks. Days to wait.

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[-] PixTupy@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 months ago

With point 2 you can now use a real life case. Last year the Iberian peninsula had a blackout that lasted more than a day. The combustion engine cars could not pump petrol because guess what: pumps need electricity.

[-] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

3.What if all the public plugs are occupied when you want to charge and you find yourself without battery to go to "ork tomorrow?

It sounds crazy, but I'd sit and wait the five minutes, much like I've done for pumps on occasion.

[-] Wrrzag@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 months ago
  1. I don't want an automatic car! I love changing my gear!

This is me. I have a hybrid car and I miss the stick every time I drive it.

[-] AA5B@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

The problem is those days are gone, even without EVs. Between modern automatics more efficient and longer lasting, and cheap reliable CVTs (also more efficient), manual transmissions have no future. I also prefer driving a stick, and frequently complained about limited availability in the US, but technology has passed it by

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[-] BastingChemina@slrpnk.net 7 points 2 months ago

I've been there, I did manual -> hybrid -> electric.

I did miss the stick when I was driving an hybrid. In the hybrid it felt like was I had to give away some of the control I had on the car by not being able to change gear.

With the EV on the other hand it's totally different, the car is way more responsive, there is power the moment I press the pedal and the concept of gear disappear.

I don't miss driving with a stick when driving an EV

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[-] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

My reason: the hybrid I have is still working fine and a new car and a new car won't be in my budget for the next 10 years or so. Also iirc about 33% of the energy a typical car will ever use is spend on its production, so it's better for the environment to use a car until it breaks down.

that's completely fine. If your car works, you shouldn't throw it away, that is wasteful.

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[-] Jolteon@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 months ago

My argument: When I can get a decent used EV for $5k, I'll do it. Until then, I'll just get a decent used ICE car for $5K.

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[-] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 months ago

2: I wonder what those people think a gas pump runs on?

If there is no electricity, then those won't pump either.

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[-] Katana314@lemmy.world 57 points 2 months ago

A car powered by gasoline? It'll never take off. I mean, what will you do if it runs out of gas? Start a war in the middle east?

[-] saimen@feddit.org 22 points 2 months ago

Also imagine the logistics! You would have to refine the oil, get it from places all over the world and distribute it to all the gas stations all over the country. With electric cars you can just tap the already existing power grid.

[-] Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

I seem to recall that back in the day there were electric cars before gasoline ones, and that was an argument at the time. Electricity was already becoming ubiquitous and putting up more wires was pretty easy compared to the logistics needed for gas production, transport, storage and dispensing. Gas won out due to the fact that it's energy density was so much higher compared to batteries of the time... and probably a lot of lobbying by people invested in that stuff.

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[-] kossa@feddit.org 7 points 2 months ago

Not to speak of the fact, that you cannot fill up at home or every other lamp post. You have to drive to designated stations to find gasoline. Ridiculous! What if the next station is too far to reach it, before you run out?

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[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 6 points 2 months ago

A car powered by gasoline? It'll never take off.

Well, it's a car, not a plane.

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[-] elucubra@sopuli.xyz 25 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

For the blackout concerns: if you have solar panels, irrelevant, actually you'd be in a better place than with an ICE car. Also, if you have a garage, a fairly powerful generator cost peanuts compared to the price of a car, and some can run on gas cilinders and gasoline. Way safer to store gas cilinders than gas.

Batery longevity: I read an article that reviewed longevity, now that there is enough data, and most cars had better longevity, by far, than expected, except for some early models, like 1st Gen leafs. These had lower longevity, attributed to lower capacity batteries that had to be recharged a lot more. Higher capacities, coupled with way better charging circuits and logic, make for way more durable batteries.

Public charging costs is a valid concern.

Long drives. Decades ago I drove with my ex and my in laws from Madrid to Brussels in one go. 2 of us taking turns.I swore to never do more than 800 Km in one go. We did it in a largish car, pretty comfortable. Yeah, no.

Recyclability: most of ICE cars are recyclable, even much of the plastics, which are used to make floor mats, soundproofing, etc. Most of the car is metal, copper and aluminum being especially valuable.

Joy of driving. Once you experience the insane torque and acceleration of EVs, even the smaller ones, you won't want a stick, unless you have a true sportscar.

I drive a 26 year old car, which I will keep until it has a catastrophic failure, love the thing. Not a major failure ever. Next will be an EV.

[-] waitmarks@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

People conveniently forget that gas pumps are powered by electricity also. A person with solar panels and an ev is going to be in a much better situation in a large scale power outage than someone with a gas car.

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[-] SippyCup@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

My next car is going to have physical fucking knobs and buttons.

I'm not buying another car with a tablet to control the media and the climate, regardless of power source. If I have to buy a 10 year old rust bucket I will. I'm not going back to the tablet until there's literally no other option available.

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[-] AA5B@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Recyclability: most of ICE cars are recyclable,

There’s no reason to expect this will be any different with EVs. There are already companies claiming better recycling rates, but they can’t scale up yet because there are not enough retired EVs

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[-] NottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.ca 22 points 2 months ago

It’s a valid argument if you don’t live near good charging infrastructure. I have an EV in an area with ample charging. But when we went to visit my in-laws who live in a more rural area, it was a big challenge. The only chargers around were so slow that it would take 24+ hours to charge the car. And if you run out, you can’t get someone to bring a can of gas.

In an urban area, I love the reduced maintenance and not getting gas. On a road trip with kids, I don’t love killing half an hour in a grocery store with my kids amassing armloads of candy faster than I can put it back.

EVs are great, but we can’t automatically dismiss any complaint a hesitant person has.

[-] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

I have had some issues with my electric car in rural areas between FL and GA and I will say the charging infrastructure has gotten much better in the past year in that area. Especially since most cars can also use the Tesla chargers too if you need to.

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[-] kalpol@lemmy.ca 17 points 2 months ago

In all seriousness, the transition of small devices away from AA/AAA batteries is very annoying. I always had batteries charged, now I have to constantly plug some junk in and wait?

[-] pnelego@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

I invested in some rechargeable NiMH AAs, and AAAs. Now sometimes I think i prefer some things with old school batteries just because of how convenient it is. Granted, that system wouldn't work well for my headphones, or my phone. But seems just fine for the odd remote control, kitchen gadget or portable lamp.

[-] BanMe@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Rechargeable AAs and AAAs have finally been perfected, I am kind of annoyed by things that have only internal batteries now, I don't want them going to the landfill just because the cheap device died. Let me keep running the batteries for a decade in other shit.

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[-] Tudsamfa@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

I will get an EV when the range/charge speed will allow me to make it 7 miles in 24 hours. And maybe if they're small enough to fit in a passenger train.

[-] NoSpotOfGround@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago

I think you want a donkey.

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[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 months ago

You know electric motor assisted bicycles exist, right?

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[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 months ago

Costco: 4000 pack of kirkland brand AA batteries...

[-] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

I only drive acoustic cars. They sound even better

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[-] El_guapazo@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

These are the vehicles to have in the Apocalypse. Carry your own solar panels and charge it. No need to get fuel since gasoline only stays fresh for 6 months.

[-] knexcar@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Personally I’d go with an electric bike since it needs significantly less time to charge given the same number of solar cells.

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[-] llii@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 2 months ago

I got an EV last year and I woulld never go back. It's just so much better.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

You toss it out and get a new one of course!

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[-] tgirlschierke 6 points 2 months ago

I'm sure charging stations exist, but I've only ever seen one with my own eyes once (Brazil, major city)

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