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xkcd #3214: Electric Vehicles

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Now that I've finally gotten an electric vehicle, I'm never going back to an acoustic one.

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As an EV owner, I have recieved an interesting amount of reasons why people won't buy them:

  1. The autonomy is not real (so far it's been in my case and in any case, in italy, for how people drive, the declared consumptions are all fake because people here only drives by pressing the accelerator to the bottom)
  2. What if there's a blackout in the whole city and you can't charge your car? (The whole city, for a long time? I'd be worried about other stuff, but go on...)
  3. What if all the public plugs are occupied when you want to charge and you find yourself without battery to go to "ork tomorrow? (ALL OF THEM? At the same time? And why are you waiting to charge your car until it reaches 1% charge?)
  4. What if you come back from a long trip and have a 10% battery remaining and then you recieve an emergency call and have to leave immediately and you can't because the 50-60km you have in your battery are not enough to reach your destination? (I can get to a quick charge station and get 200km in 15mins or so? The world is not ending? And if it's THAT urgent then I should be calling an ambulance anyway, because I probably need one)
  5. I don't want an automatic car! I love changing my gear! (Thank fuck I got rid of the clutch and the gears... never been happier when I drive!)
  6. Ah... but the speed, the torque of a thermic sports car... (Dude, you can't afford a sports car, what the thell are you talking about? And even if I can't either and I have a pretty average EV, you should just press the accelerator of an EV to the bottom and see for yourself)
  7. But it's all about the feeling... the sound... (oh, I get it now... you want to "feel powerful" making everyone look at you and your noise making machine... yeah, I can't compete there, and I don't even want to anyway)
  8. But the electricity is made by burning fuel! (Most of it comes from green sources and, anyway, what the hell do you think your car run on? Water? Are you not very intelligent?)
  9. But the lithium comes from child labor!! (Says while casually using their iPhone, wearing clothes made in a third world country...)

After this, they usually proceed to make absurd claims like "I don't care, I just don't trust EVs.

[-] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 2 months ago

Another point to add for 9, all the EV parts can be recycled. The metal body is recycled in to new cars and battery components are also recycled in to new batteries.

Relevant technology connections video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtQ9nt2ZeGM

[-] blauergrashalm@feddit.org 19 points 2 months ago

My reason for not buying an EV: it's still a fucking car. Bit less shit, but still shit.

That should be Number 1 Reason to not buy an EV!

[-] Allero@lemmy.today 13 points 2 months ago

Agreed! EVs are certainly superior to ICE cars, but they're a band aid instead of a solution.

Bring back public transit!

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Well yeah if you can avoid it you shouldn't buy a car, but if you have to buy a car you should buy electric

[-] MalReynolds@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 months ago

I mean, technically, an eBike is an Electric Vehicle, and not a fucking car. Otherwise, hard agree.

[-] bstix@feddit.dk 4 points 2 months ago

Fuck cars alright, but as long as I'm dependant on a car, my no.1 reason to get an EV is that I hate the oil industry even more. Fuck their oil and money and pollution and fuck their wars and politics.

[-] PixTupy@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 months ago

With point 2 you can now use a real life case. Last year the Iberian peninsula had a blackout that lasted more than a day. The combustion engine cars could not pump petrol because guess what: pumps need electricity.

[-] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 11 points 2 months ago
  1. Blackout

Eh? What if there's a gas supply issue? Can't fuel up. I've experienced this after a natural disaster disrupted gas deliveries. Lines for blocks. Days to wait.

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[-] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

3.What if all the public plugs are occupied when you want to charge and you find yourself without battery to go to "ork tomorrow?

It sounds crazy, but I'd sit and wait the five minutes, much like I've done for pumps on occasion.

[-] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

My reason: the hybrid I have is still working fine and a new car and a new car won't be in my budget for the next 10 years or so. Also iirc about 33% of the energy a typical car will ever use is spend on its production, so it's better for the environment to use a car until it breaks down.

that's completely fine. If your car works, you shouldn't throw it away, that is wasteful.

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[-] Wrrzag@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 months ago
  1. I don't want an automatic car! I love changing my gear!

This is me. I have a hybrid car and I miss the stick every time I drive it.

[-] AA5B@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

The problem is those days are gone, even without EVs. Between modern automatics more efficient and longer lasting, and cheap reliable CVTs (also more efficient), manual transmissions have no future. I also prefer driving a stick, and frequently complained about limited availability in the US, but technology has passed it by

[-] CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

cheap, reliable CVT

I may be out of date but Nissan’s CVTs self destruct very effectively and Subaru’s don’t handle the torque of the H6 so well. They’re still unpleasant to drive. Give me an EV every day.

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[-] BastingChemina@slrpnk.net 7 points 2 months ago

I've been there, I did manual -> hybrid -> electric.

I did miss the stick when I was driving an hybrid. In the hybrid it felt like was I had to give away some of the control I had on the car by not being able to change gear.

With the EV on the other hand it's totally different, the car is way more responsive, there is power the moment I press the pedal and the concept of gear disappear.

I don't miss driving with a stick when driving an EV

[-] bufalo1973@piefed.social 3 points 2 months ago

It's like in a videogame. Power from the start.

[-] Jolteon@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 months ago

My argument: When I can get a decent used EV for $5k, I'll do it. Until then, I'll just get a decent used ICE car for $5K.

[-] AA5B@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I always thought this was one of the reasons for an EV incentive. Encourage more people like me to buy the expensive ones sooner to develop the market, guaranteed demand for manufacturers, but that also gets us faster to the point of cheap used EVs

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[-] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 months ago

2: I wonder what those people think a gas pump runs on?

If there is no electricity, then those won't pump either.

[-] turboSnail@piefed.europe.pub 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Here’s a financial argument. The initial purchase price is too high for me, and the depreciation of electric vehicles is also very high. Overall cost of ownership per distance driven is lower if I drive a small gasoline-powered car.

I really don’t want it to be that way, but that’s the reality I have to deal with. Cheaper EVs are coming, but they still aren’t in my price range.

Update: Yes they are. Needed to update my data. Used EVs aren’t expensive trash any more. Some of them are actually quite reasonable.

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Must be a Europe thing. I ran the numbers in America and avoiding gas cost (vs electric cost per mile) means the car paid for itself after 30k miles. And that's ignoring that it needs no maintenance.

I thought European gas was expensive. Is the electricity over there also really pricey?

[-] AA5B@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

It depends where you live. We have cheap gas and I live in an area with one of the more expensive prices for electricity (and there are worse), but “filling up” at home is much cheaper than “filling up” my ice car.

However

  • yes, we only have expensive EVs here. You can make up an extra $5k of purchase price with money saved on operations, but $10k or more is much harder
  • trip chargers are already in a race for exploitation, profit seeking. Except for Tesla, prices are high, maintenance is low, and they compete for trapping customers more than attracting them
  • since EVs became political we are currently off balance between supply and demand, so used cars are over supplied and lost much value. The quickly changing technology just makes it worse
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[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

car paid for itself after 30k miles.

I bought a used hybrid in 2020 when gas was cheap. It's already 100% paid for itself.

People are morons and don't do the 5 year math on what a vehicle costs to run.

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[-] Successful_Try543@feddit.org 5 points 2 months ago
  1. What if there's a blackout in the whole city and you can't charge your car?

They couldn't refuel their ice car either or how do they think the fuel is made to flow "uphill" from the tank in the ground into their car.

[-] lepinkainen@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

The best argument against the blackout bit: Ukraine

Every single used budget EV was bought up by Ukrainians when the war started. Nissan Leafs, older Hyundai Ioniqs, Renault Zoes

Gas stations were bombed and the whole logistic chain for delivering gasoline and diesel was disrupted or prioritised for the military

But everyone had power at least for a part of the day, so they could charge EVs.

[-] Tja@programming.dev 4 points 2 months ago

Very much similar to my own experience. The blackout is the funniest, because gas stations don't work in a blackout, while solar panels do (assuming you disconnect them from the grid).

I would add one:

  • But I couldn't drive 1.000km without stopping (how often do you do that? It doesn't seem safe anyway....)
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[-] MousePotatoDoesStuff@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I wonder how many of those would not apply to hybrid cars.

Also, for 8: Making car go by burning fuel in a big optimised plant is likely more efficient than doing it in an engine that has to fit inside the car.

[-] Electricd@lemmybefree.net 4 points 2 months ago

For a lot of people it’s number 7 and I mean, that’s sad

1 is real though, and it can be a pain

There’s also the case where some areas are isolated and there’s no charger nearby and that can be a pain, and yea, that’s not a good spot to be in

Finally, if you can’t charge at home, you’re not really going to save on electricity price compared to fuel, so that’s not the best purchase, and it might be a pain to charge frequently outside if you have an cheap car that charges slowly

[-] bufalo1973@piefed.social 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

In the worst case scenario (very high KWh price), charging is almost the same price for the same distance. In the best case (at home) is 10x cheaper.

[-] Electricd@lemmybefree.net 3 points 2 months ago

This might actually be true, I think I misremember my calculations but I know I compared it some time ago, and realized it was way cheaper at home, and comparing the prices I pay outside and those, it might very well be the case

[-] Ziglin@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I feel like some of those points are slightly more valid in rural areas (especially in the US, where a power pole being knocked over means that the power is out for hours) where the people making those points are more likely to have grown up. Then again if you are not in a rural point of the united states you are less likely to need a car.

[-] llii@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 months ago

If I lived in rural US where the power is not guaranteed I would install PV and use my car as a power backup.

[-] Ziglin@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

That sounds rather expensive (if PV is photovoltaic). And I was not aware that cars were built to supply power like that.

[-] llii@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Yeah, I meant photovoltaic with PV. At least in Europe it's gotten really cheap.

There are mutiple ways to use the energy that is stored in electric cards. There's "Vehicle to Load" (V2L) for plugging appliances directly into the car, "Vehicle to Home" (V2H) for connecting your home to the car and "Vehicle to grid" for connecting the car to the power grid and selling the stored energy.

"Vehicle to load" is also useful when going camping or when you need power when there's no outlet near you. You just need a car that supports it and a small adapter.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

In America it's gotten cheap too. You can buy panels at harbor freight these days

[-] Ziglin@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

From what I've been told by people I know irl (in Germany) that have a house it would have been over thousand euros just for the power connection.

To me who has neither a house nor a car, a solar panel sounds like a lot of money. Getting them used probably isn't good either?

The power connectors for cars sound cool.

[-] SapientLasagna@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago

If it helps, my EV technically has a manual transmission. 100% of gear shifts are manual (it only has a single reduction gear).

[-] SorryQuick@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The major complaint I hear is that it takes forever to charge. It’s fine for commuting if you charge at home/work, but sounds a bit rough for road trips and the likes.

I often see people at the gas station’s plug just watching videos or reading a book outside, doesn’t make me want one. Hybrid though I could see myself buying.

[-] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago

Depending on the car and budget: It totally is.
At work we have a VW eUP.
Charges at a snail pace (¼ = 60-90ish km at 2-3h).

Yes it's fine most of the time but if we swap it between on-site visits one really has to wait or risk not coming home (and don't get me started on the landmine of charging infrastructure).

German news about the whole infrastructure: https://youtu.be/GQ2hbLzfQ54

TLDW: Close a contract with one provider (e.g. your supplier at home), pay tripple the amount because that charging station is from another provider. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

What if everyone woke up at about the same time and plugged in their toasters to make breakfast? ARMAGEDDON.

ICE cars grow in fields, that's just science.

The EV battery will wear out and cost eleventy million dollars to replace, and we have to throw all the old batteries in rivers.

EVs catch fire! no way gasoline could catch fire!

and finally, what happens if you give up on life and want to end it all? Can't die in a sealed garage with an EV running!

[-] AA5B@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

have a 10% battery remaining and then you recieve an emergency call and have to leave immediately

I actually have been in similar scenario, but one hour charging at home will get me to any such place (or I could have, you know, hit up a supercharger on my way)

The complaint may be that it’s an emergency but how often can you not even wait an hour? Especially since it’s half gone by the time I unload the car, use the rest room, etc

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