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~~Dooty~~ duty calls but you're also on the way to the bathroom for your own emergency.

What do you take care of first?

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[-] djsoren19 7 points 1 day ago

I'm about to take a super shit on the villain of the week

[-] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 day ago

Can you fly? Just go as you go to the scene, if anybody asks it was an eagle.

[-] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

Birdy birdy in the sky, why'd you do it in my eye. Is it water, is it spit, oh my god..

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

You can't help others if you don't take care of yourself.

So, you can't take care of others' shit if you don't take care of your own shit first.

Which is a valuable lesson I learned while wiping asses for a living while having IBS. It just happens to apply here as well

[-] mystrawberrymind@piefed.ca 5 points 1 day ago

Take care of yourself before you care for others😅

[-] IWW4@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

When you gotta go, you gotta go…

[-] gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

XD The downvotes are hilarious.

Depends on the severity of the emergencies.

[-] onwardknave@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago
this post was submitted on 25 Feb 2026
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