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All cars have wheels. Not everything with wheels is a car.
He better be in season 3 😭
holy shit, that reminds me, I gotta finish that show. I was watching it, then completely forgot i was watching it, then haven't been back #JustADHDThings
What show is it? Looks fucking awesome
My guess is twisted metal? Forgot it was a thing but the games were sick
yup. that’s the one.
The more famous serial killers i barely remember even a bit of were described as social animals, charismatic and highly adept at manipulation.
If you averaged out every serial killer, you end up with someone that is remarkably just like me. I've learned this isn't a bit of trivia to mention during job interviews.
The average person discovers he is average.
Serial killers skew white, male, under middle age, have a developmental trauma, tend to work alone, have impulse control issue, lack of empathy and manipulative behavior. As compared to the general populace.
Serial killers skew white
This is one of those times where racism strikes again. Serial killers also skew towards killing those like them, so guess what was ignored for a long time? Right, suspicious deaths of black individuals, meaning our 'tracking' of serial killers had some pretty large dearths.
That's just because they picked it up from us Americans. Like the lions that learned gay sex.
Interesting implication, that black people aren't Americans.
Thanks for noticing. I was changing what I was thinking on the fly, going for something flippant and hopefully funny, kinda lost where I was initially going, and landed on a bit racist and bigoted. Alcohol may have also been involved, so I couldn't work up the motivation to add in a few more groups without going all word salad, or over the top.
Welp ☠️ Then I wish you the best. I guess?
If you averaged out every serial killer, you end up with someone that is remarkably just like me. I’ve learned this isn’t a bit of trivia to mention during job interviews.
... but it's a cracking ice-breaker on a first date!
Yeah, but the problem is... You need to leave home to be a serial killer. Well, no wait. I mean to be a good one. I think if you kept inviting people to your house and killing them, it would be a bit of an easy trail to follow. So, being a successful serial killer is too much work.
I'll do it tomorrow. Yeah, tomorrow.
Milwaukee police have entered the chat.
Come back "tomorrow"
I read the wiki article on dahmer before posting this, that was a mistake. CW on that article, nasty stuff , guy was really messed up.
And Des Plaines police.
I suspect this would change a bit, if you separate serial killers from mass shooters.
Serial killers need to plan out what they are doing, to not get caught. They can often hide behind a mask of charisma.
Mass shooters fit this quite well. It's also the exact behaviour I would expect from someone trapped in an untenable situation. The pressure builds until something happens. In a few of those people, it is via anger and rage against those they feel wronged them.
1 group is likely naturally broken, to some degree. The other is broken by modern society.
Documentary serial killer:
Actual serial killer:
Haha... haha.... hahahahaha
Oh shit, the FBI is on to me, brb gonna make sure the bodies in my backyard are well hidden
Gacy? that you?
I have killed 0 so far. One or two should be fine. How many to make you a serial killer? Bout 5 or 6 maybe?
That plus a brain defect that makes them think that ending a life is okay. All the other shuts-ins just play a lot of video games.
Oh are we supposed to be playing video games? I’ve been digging this pit in my basement…
Assuming it's not for people or animals, enjoy your pit. Make sure you put supports in.
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