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ICE agents keep accidentally shooting themselves
(www.newsweek.com)
not nearly often enough
Call me when it's in the head. Although I doubt that would be lethal for an ICE agent.
Never forget: Hitler was the only person to ever kill Hitler.
And that also makes him the greatest artist.
I mean consider this... using nothing but the concrete walls of the Führerbunker as canvas, his own grey matter as paint, and his trusty sidearm as a brush, he created the most impactful painting of humanity.
That thought just made my day a bit brighter, hopefully Trump will make a similar piece soon.
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Since they cant handle firearms safely then they shouldnt be permitted to have any.
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Finally a shooting statistic I can get behind.
Ironically, the solution is more guns
It's probably one of those occupations with a Maximum IQ requirement rather than a Minimum IQ requirement.
They don't even need to have an intelligence cap that limits you from hiring, like how the police operate, because if you're applying in the first place it's assumed you're too stupid to question orders and just want to shoot people for not being white.
Finally, some good fucking news.
Until they start blaming protesters for it. Like Israel when their occupying forces run over their own unexploded ordnance and they blame it on hamas.
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It's always nice when the trash takes itself out.
Evolution is doing it’s part.
The fact that the negligent discharges often involve experienced officers should be a wake up call that ICEs recent behavior isn't new or just because of Trump - the incompetence is baked in.
That's what's surprising. All the shootings, intentional and otherwise, are exactly the result you'd expect from adding a bunch of untrained morons to the group. But most of the incidents are from dudes with 5+ years experience. What the fuck.
5 years of experience in being a moron
Honestly it makes sense. Most incidents are due to complacency with rules/procedures. A new guy joins and follows every rule to the letter, but more experienced people think "Well, I've gone all this time without an incident and bent the rules a little here and there, and it's not been a problem.
You see it happen all the time working around heavy machinery. The new guy gets trained on the Limb Mangler and is absolutely terrified of it, so he follows every rule to the letter. The experienced guy has worked with the Limb Mangler for 10 years and knows that the correct process for un-jamming the de-gloving reels takes like 45 minutes and is a PITA, he also knows that you can quickly wiggle the jam loose with a pair of pliers and get it up and running without a stoppage at all. Everything is fine, until it isn't, and suddenly you've got skeleton hands because you didn't feel like taking time to properly de-energize and LOTO tag the system.
Two former senior ICE officials told Newsweek that accidental discharges were not uncommon and often involved experienced agents rather than new hires.
What?
There's no such thing as an accidental discharge. There are negligent discharges and there are mechanical disasters. If it's not one of those then you intended for the gun to fire.
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When will ice agents extrajudicially execute themselves over it? They're attacking law enforcement.
Keep up the good work assholes 
Good.
Remember in 8 Mile when Cheddar Bob shot himself in the leg with his own gun? Same thing. The only difference here is Cheddar Bob was a lovable idiot instead of a fascist.
Sometimes, you need a bad guy with a gun to stop a bad guy with a gun.
An ideal police force is full of Andy’s. They seem to be full of Barney’s.
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Finally a good use of bullets.
I misread this and got really excited for a moment.
All three firearm discharges occurred during quarterly training sessions while agents were holstering their weapons, a routine but potentially high-risk moment in firearms handling.
Author throwing some shade there.
Oh no! Anyway...
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