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[-] pennomi@lemmy.world 117 points 1 week ago

Top tier wife. This level of trolling is serious partner goals.

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 76 points 1 week ago

I'm not one to victim blame, but in this one specific instance I have to say that this guy was really asking for it.

[-] Tarquinn2049@lemmy.world 62 points 1 week ago

And the store clerk was kind enough to quickly screen shot it for him as soon as it came in? Like, oh I know this guy is gonna want to remember this moment, and share it on the internet, cuz it's clearly a really funny joke that I'm just not in on yet.

He made up a story around it to make you think it's a fake text but he actually just shits himself everyday.

[-] Tehhund@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?

[-] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 week ago

Notifications stay around until you tap on them or swipe them away. In the notification center at least.

[-] Tarquinn2049@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

But they stop saying "now" pretty quickly.

[-] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 week ago

Ooh right didn't notice that

[-] skisnow@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

Good catch.

[-] Ghostie@lemmy.zip 53 points 1 week ago
[-] Lyra_Lycan 63 points 1 week ago
[-] PumaStoleMyBluff@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago
[-] Dindonmasker@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 week ago
[-] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 14 points 1 week ago

Bose-Einstein condensate child

[-] Redjard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 week ago
[-] everett@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago
[-] Redjard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago
[-] elbucho@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Hey! I resemble that remark!

[-] Redjard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 days ago

You are under immense crushing pressure, forcing you into a suboptimal state of existence you would never take on within a more relaxed environment?

[-] elbucho@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

I... yes. :(

[-] Grabthar@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

The Ang Lee epic martial farts film we all slept on?

[-] barzaria@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago
[-] RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 week ago

Guess people don't know you can turn notifications off?

[-] dylanmorgan@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago

You can even set it to only show “text message” or “iMessage” in the banner.

[-] Rooster326@programming.dev 4 points 1 week ago

But that would ruin his joke?

[-] DavidDoesLemmy@aussie.zone 12 points 1 week ago

Why do you need new underwear if you shit yourself? Can't you just clean it?

[-] billwashere@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Speaking as someone who had an incontinence problem for a bit, you go through them quickly.

(Prostate cancer and prostatectomy if you’re wondering)

[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

I hope you're doing well now!

[-] billwashere@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Well I'm still alive, no longer incontinent, and cancer free so pretty good.

[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

Yay! Congrats!

Fuck cancer.

All the best to you, random Internet person.

[-] AlexLost@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

You shit em so often you're just tearing right through the poor things. He's just shits his britches, over and over.

[-] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 week ago

You'd think this guy would have learned by now. She's been doing this exact same thing for almost 10 years now.

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

If you're worried about other people seeing questionable texts, you're not youing hard enough.

[-] BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago

Least you have to worry about when handing off your phone honestly. I've worked at similar places, respecting customer privacy once behind closed doors is not as common as you'd like.

[-] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 2 points 1 week ago

Buckle up kids

[-] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 2 points 1 week ago

Yeah that “don’t kiss in public” approach can’t last forever. The “it’s fine they’ll think it’s toothpaste” relationship is clearly the way.

[-] slothrop@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

Pics or it never happened.

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