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[-] username968142@lemmy.world 78 points 3 months ago

That alert sound from Metal Gear Solid.

[-] SnotFlickerman 67 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
[-] gigachad@piefed.social 57 points 3 months ago
[-] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 8 points 3 months ago
[-] JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org 51 points 3 months ago
[-] Jerkingass@lemmy.world 40 points 3 months ago
[-] showmeyourkizinti@startrek.website 11 points 3 months ago

And as you get older it just gets slower and sadder.

[-] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 35 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Slide whistle.

Works for both ways.

[-] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 9 points 3 months ago

Damn, beat me to it

[-] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 29 points 3 months ago
[-] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

Like the entire time it's up, or just a sting right at the beginning?

[-] VerilyFemme 11 points 3 months ago

Every thrust another sting

[-] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Oh God, I can hear the horrible cacophony, playing endlessly over the top of itself.

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[-] mastertigurius@lemmy.world 26 points 3 months ago

The SpongeBob nose flute tune you hear at the end of the intro.

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[-] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 24 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Alarm sound from Kill Bill

dick-not-havers of Lemmy please also share the sound you imagine it would make

[-] bitwolf@sh.itjust.works 23 points 3 months ago

The sound the springy door stops make when you smack them

[-] drev@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 3 months ago
[-] Furbag@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago

M1 Garand ping

[-] JoShmoe@ani.social 15 points 3 months ago
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[-] PurplebeanZ@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago
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[-] snooggums@piefed.world 13 points 3 months ago

The theme from Jaws.

[-] red_tomato@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

Gex saying ”it’s tail time!”

[-] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 months ago
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[-] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 months ago
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[-] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

!hardofhearing@lemmy.world

[-] fox2263@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago
[-] mrslt@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

When you flick the door stopper spring.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago
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[-] gergolippai@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

"boioioioionnnnnnng" from beavis and butthead

[-] jpablo68@infosec.pub 8 points 3 months ago
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[-] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Wet fart sound

[-] calango@programming.dev 8 points 3 months ago
[-] undeffeined@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 months ago

The screaming lady in the Hans Zimmer Dune song

[-] sfxrlz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 3 months ago
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[-] TASchwitters@lemmings.world 8 points 3 months ago

WoW group finder ready alert.

[-] circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 3 months ago

Nah, mine's the original NES Super Mario Bros. underworld theme.

"Boner boner boner" "Boner boner boner"

[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Pornhub community intro. I'm already using it for all notifications so You still wouldn't know if I have a boner or if I got an email.

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[-] gog@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Kept you waiting huh?

[-] trublu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 months ago

A gentle creaking, like a thick branch in the wind.

[-] yakko@feddit.uk 7 points 3 months ago

It'd go AAAAAAAA in a Pee Wee Herman voice and scare the shit out of everyone

[-] Bosht@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Based on the rest of anything that moves in my body either crunchy joint noises or excessively loud gut squeals.

[-] _haha_oh_wow_@piefed.social 7 points 3 months ago

The chest opening music from Legend of Zelda

[-] BlueLou@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

https://youtube.com/shorts/gMr97b9Wnkg

Alan Davies half way through this video

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago
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