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[-] Bazell@lemmy.zip 42 points 4 months ago

Canada POV: That awkward but pleasant moment when your allies randomly start spawning on enemy territory.

[-] Mist101@lemmy.world 31 points 4 months ago

I will 1000% defect to Canada ~~if~~ when this kicks off.

[-] Zamboni_Driver@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

You won't be able to get to Canada when the war starts. If you cared, you would go now.

[-] Mist101@lemmy.world 24 points 4 months ago

Fuck off with that shit. You have no family, no career responsibilities, and no community connections. Otherwise, you wouldn't be sounding off like a middle-schooler. You would be offering advice, links to immigration services, or at the very least, be encouraging, iF yOu CaReD.

[-] Zamboni_Driver@lemmy.ca 19 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I'm not posting bullshit online about how I'm going to switch to the Canadian side when the war starts.

Oh no Americans! Downvote me harder. Put me in my little Canadian place for pointing out that you're all liars and Trump is a natural product of your culture.

It's all my fault that you can't stand up to daddy trump because I didn't do the work for you to figure out how you could help.

I'm not going to be encouraging Americans to continue to spout off more sad lies. Do something or shut up about it. You're all full of hot air and weak as heck.

" I didn't end up actually helping the Canadians because they wouldn't give me ~~a nobel peace prize~~ links and encouragement"

[-] ChunkMcHorkle@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago

You say all that like there's no Alberta.

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[-] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

The war doesn't need to be fought only on Canadian soil even if occupied. An insurgency on American soil is way easier and makes it too costly to maintain and will force the occupation to end.

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[-] halcyoncmdr@piefed.social 7 points 4 months ago

All comments like these do is make people even more apathetic, or even actively negative against your perspective. With that attitude and obvious complete lack of an attempt to consider differing perspectives or think of situations where people cannot just uprooted their entire lives in a day. Because you clearly think your assumptions of everyone's situations are accurate and inalienable the same way those that support Trump believe he's right.

Since you clearly are willfully trying not to consider alternate perspectives, based on your other responses in this and similar threads, I hope you're first in the front. If you were the only casualty I'll be 100% confident that society across the board would be a better place based on your comments here. The same way that disbanding ICE, or removing Trump from office, would be a net positive across the board.

[-] Zamboni_Driver@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 months ago

I am responding to someone who said they will 1000% percent defect to Canada, that person is lying. If they are not willing to make personal sacrifice now, they won't be willing later either.

That's fun that you wish death upon me. You've really shown that you are the bigger person here.

Still doesn't change the fact that Americans who say they will help later, are full of shit and and will never make personal sacrifices to help others.

[-] halcyoncmdr@piefed.social 6 points 4 months ago

Always love the Canadians that don't see the exact same stuff taking form in their own backyard. You're just a decade or two away at this rate. I haven't seen any attempts to shift away despite having Trump and US Republicans to show you the next steps ahead on your trajectory.

Still doesn't change the fact that Americans who say they will help later, are full of shit and and will never make personal sacrifices to help others.

Ah yes more generalizations with no basis for them other than your feelings. You're no different than US Republicans there. Feelings and talking down to foreigners are the most important things to spend your time on.

[-] Zamboni_Driver@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 months ago

Thank you captain centrist. You're words warmed me with the hotness of their air.

I'd personally love to, but my wife is disabled, we've got 3 children with varying degrees of developmental disability requiring me as a round the clock caregiver, and we live off my wife's disability benefit and other government assistance here. No shot we get in.

Only way we're getting into "Canada" is if y'all annex the Buffalo-Niagara region lmao.

[-] Zamboni_Driver@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 months ago

Well you probably will be coming whether you like it or not as part of a meat wave assault to be be left behind to grow flowers in our fields. Watch how far doing nothing because it is too hard gets you.

Ah yes, because it's definitely the person in poverty whose every waking moment is spent taking care of disabled family members that didn't do enough to stop the fascist regime.

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[-] merc@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago

If a war kicked off, you wouldn't want to be in Canada. Canada would lose within days. Then it would become a guerrilla war. 100% chance if that happened that Trump would institute collective punishment, killing 1000 Canadians for every American killed by guerrillas.

The most helpful think Americans could do is stay in the US and fight from within. In fact, why wait for the Canada phase to start? Why not actually do something now?

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[-] Pollo_Jack@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago

Even if I get drafted for the USA, I am fighting for Canada. What are you going to do, unfrag my superiors?

[-] epicthundercat@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago

SAME. I think a lot of Americans respect Canada and will be on their side.

[-] whocares@lemmy.zip 17 points 4 months ago

Why are you proud of something you had no influence in? I was born in Norway, and am glad to have been born here, but I am not proud to have been born here. I had no influence in where I was born, so I don't feel proud of it, but I feel quite fortunate to have here.

[-] Dojan@pawb.social 4 points 4 months ago

Sweden here. I generally feel an ick when people talk about being proud of their country, or outright patriotism. It smacks too hard of far-right supremacist tendencies to me. It's why I've never been able to really palate the U.S., they've always so openly boasted about their own perceived greatness, while blatantly ignoring the falsities of it all.

Obviously there are good things in the U.S., and maybe I've always just been a pessimist, but I just don't get how one can be so self-congratulatory while openly ignoring all the horrors not just of the past, but of present day as well. Had an American roomie, and was absolutely shocked to find out that they actually did a pledge of allegiance daily in his schools. He was unfazed, but to me that's such 1984-esque dystopian BS.

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[-] Gust@piefed.social 17 points 4 months ago

It strikes me as unintentional, but this post is a honeypot. I would not say anything here that I wouldn't be comfortable with a Kangaroo court judge reading back to me on record

[-] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 15 points 4 months ago

Hello, this is your assigned FBI agent, why don't you have a chat with us at the nearest branch?

(Seriously, don't admit to "treason" throughcrimes on the internet lmfao)

[-] tehsillz@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago

You aint doing shit. If you did you would do something in the US right now which you are not.

[-] Furbag@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

Why proud? What is left to be proud of, I wonder?

Nationalistic sentiments like that are part of the reason why we're in this mess to begin with. Start being critical of your government today. Never be satisfied with the status quo. Don't accept the meager good in spite of the overwhelming bad. Fight to change things for the better so that you can say you are proud of the positive change you made in your country, rather than celebrating merely being born or living here.

[-] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago

Another part of the reason we're in this mess is infighting and weird purity tests/emotional gatekeeping. So stop that

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[-] mrslt@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

I swear to God I'm going to be a bigger liability to whoever tries to force me to fight in some bullshit war our orange toddler started, than to whoever the idiot picked a fight against.

[-] Feedback17@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

If you are currently a proud American, you are a big part of the problem.

[-] Xenny@lemmy.world 19 points 4 months ago

I'm proud of the Americans that tore up the southern railroads and wrapped them around trees. I'm proud of Americans who laid down their lives against other Americans to give us the weekend. I'm proud of Americans fighting other Americans for their right to vote.

Being a proud American should be about fighting for the America we were all led to believe we already lived in. Everybody else against that fight shouldn't get to call themselves American. They should have to call themselves traitors. That's what we used to call them.

[-] Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

Yea as a Canadian, be proud. Fuck that guy

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[-] Zamboni_Driver@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 months ago

Well you would need to put your money where your mouth is and immigrate now. When the war starts you won't be able to get to Canada other than if you join the military and try to surrender.

[-] SincerityIsCool@lemmy.ca 15 points 4 months ago

They're more useful where they are as a collaborating insurgent on domestic soil.

[-] YummyEntropy@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 months ago
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[-] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Nothing to be proud about for a country that was built on people taking other people's homes/land and then still not being able to provide housing or universal healthcare. If war is declared on the US, I will not hesitate to go against this forsaken sad excuse of a psuedo democracy.

[-] Chonk@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Thankfully its still a meme

[-] Formfiller@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

The side of democracy

[-] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Californian here.

I ain't fighting for Ameristan.

Why would I?

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