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Forbidden Cherry Icing
Literal shitpost will occur if you eat this grease.
Id prefer a shit-stream of them screaming as they empty their bowels on a twitch stream.
Breedable 😩
The cylinder must not be damaged in any way.
Oh don’t worry… I’ll be gentle.
I… need an adult?
Only in America does this look edible.
I literally was going to say that exact thing. It's why they had to ban kinder eggs. Everything from heavy grease to tide pods and small plastic toys looks edible to Americans.
Suuuuper don't eat that. Heavy weight gear oil is the worst thing I've ever tasted and I had only a tiny amount of it
Maybe actual excrement tastes worse, but I wasn't curious enough to try tasting that
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Isn't this just a Farmer's Fleshlight?
No, cows are furrier and brown.
We feed our cat a little petroleum jelly to get his insides lubricated. This was prescribed by a vet after he was very constipated. That was an expensive vet visit
Does that work with humans this is not a medical question this is a personal experience question
To be clear this is not just straight petroleum jelly it's formulated for cats, but the tube says 98% petroleum jelly with maple flavor
Like fuck I'll eat anything that's 2% maple am I a cat
Interesting they went with a sweet flavour; I always figured since cats are obligate carnivores that sweet things wouldn't be very attractive to them.
My cats will drink flat soda or energy drinks if you leave them out. My dog hunts down chocolate knowing it will make her puke. Animals are weird.
Also deer are known to eat mice and birds and eggs and even dead rabbits.
I once had a friend in school who had a rabbit. He took the vegetables off his burger and threw it in the cage with a couple strips of bacon. The rabbit sat on the tomato, devoured the bacon and then nibbled the lettuce a little bit. I still wonder to this day how a rabbit even digests bacon, let alone gets an appetite for it.
That rabbit was very lucky to have had such a strong stomach, rabbits in general are unable to digest foods high in protein and gastric upset in rabbits can be fatal. Its one of the scariest things as a rabbit owner.
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Well, the inventor of Vaseline thought so
Chesebrough lived to be 96 years old and was such a believer in Vaseline that he claimed to have eaten a spoonful of it every day
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Petroleum jelly would work, but it's not intended for consumption. If you do want petroleum products intended for consumption that will do exactly the same thing, get some mineral oil
And go a tbsp every hour or so. I've seen so many videos of people drinking shots or larger of that stuff and stating they inhabited the bathroom all night.
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I don't know about petroleum jelly, but I know you can drink mineral oil as a laxative, and that's basically the same stuff just runny.
Look man. If you're constipated, just get some burritos with extra beans!
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The inventor of vaseline ate a spoonful every day. He promoted it as wonder goo, fit for everything and anything. NGL it is pretty great, on the outside. Well, and a fistful of inches deep as well but no farther.
Has no one ever smelled bearing grease? Even fresh it smells terrible.
I dunno if it's some kind of additive, but AFAIK it universally smells like stinky bugs, just weaker.
I got a syringe of same looking red grease for installing a bicycle bottom bracket, (might have been for a fancy front fork?)
and it smelled vaguely sweet... like almost fructosey enough to make you imagine it was raspberry flavored.
Might have been some other compound, cause straight bearing grease for cars/trucks/heavy equipment/etc doesn't smell pleasant at all.
It's an acquired taste
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I miss forbidden snacks in the first few months... Before people flooded it with pictures of buildings and scenery. God do I not miss reddit near the end...
I had to do the axles on my trailer this year and honestly this is one of my first thoughts when I opened up the can of Grease as well. It kind of did look tasty.
Canned humans are very not vegan 💢
Good thing I'm not vegan.
Forbidden Gummygoo
It’s funny how our brains react to colors and textures, even when we know it’s not food. Visual perception is wild.
They shouldn't have made edible things look like grease
Brb putting stretchy Raspberry jam into my engines
Are you kidding me? These look like strawberry cum!
This is like saying that antifreeze shouldn't taste/smell sweet.
Are you saying we shouldn't put cotton candy inside our walls either?!
Okay maybe human shouldn't make candys look like grease.
Emmm... red dye 40
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