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who's gonna tell him?
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Did he really post that? I can't lie that's pretty funny
elon being funny? gotta be fake
I highly doubt the man is off ketamine
It would be the least convincing yet most welcome heel-face turn of the century tbh
There was a time, in December of 2016, where I really thought that trump might come out as a democrat after taking office. I think I’d still prefer Gore had been inaugurated, if we’re changing the presidencies of this century, but trump coming out swinging for progressive causes (or at least socially progressive causes, because he’s been too rich for any actually leftist fiscal policies) would have been nice
A narcissist excels at vaguely indicating how great things might be if they got their way.
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People don't remember how he flat out campaigned on some policies that were to the left of Hilary. They don't remember his charisma in the Republican debates, the way he expertly worked crowds back in 2015-16. They ask have forgotten about how he said he'll "drain the swamp" and that he was "self funding his campaign" so he "wouldn't be beholden to any other interests"
Turns out he was just a sad wannabe dictator who can't even manage to control a Latin American nation with the full force of the US Military, let alone establish himself as emperor over the 'states
I was hoping the tariffs would be good, but I certainly expected it to be a disaster otherwise.
In retrospect, it was just really bad, and his tariffs were a ham-fisted turd. He saved the demolition of the country for his second term, after he let Stephen Miller run things and got rid of anyone who was telling him no.
Has the heel ever gone right to left? It’s only been the other way afaik 😔
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I looked and couldn't see it.
Sure I can answer him: because there was no better way to push your white supremacist nazi propaganda and launching a child porn abure tool as a stand-alone app would have landed you in jail.
You're welcome!
Doesn't grok also have a standalone app? US politicians just explicitly and vocally support child porn, these days.
It has a dedicated website and/or app.
I know this because I literally watched one of my TAs pull their conversation up when I disputed my exam grade.
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please leave the musk bullshit in the musk communities. it's what they're for
What is a k hole?
It's when you take ketamine and dissociate
a dose of more than 150 mg is required to enter the K-hole.[3]
I love the fact that is actually a phrase you can read in a Wikipedia article.
If you take K while you're already disassociating from something else, say, trauma and depression, will it cause you to reassociate?
Asking for a friend.
Like an Uno reverse in alternative medication form.
No, definitely not
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He's been on ketamine
I do wonder how his ketamine use will play in custody court.
He cares less about his kids than most insects.
I don't think many insects care about Elon's kids.
Exactly!
How did we discover his addiction anyway?
- Everyone near him says he said so
- Hundreds of videos of him staring at ceilings high af
- He talks a lot about ketamine
He should combine his K with molly and acid
It is fun combination 🫣
Depends on how much he pays the judge.
Does it matter when he can just pay the judges?
stop musk spam. goddam yall.
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